Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[andw]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Originally Posted by TommyMilfiger

Still I wonder who took this picture. And why.

Could be onto something there TommyMilfiger. I think it was supposed to be a photo of the Ikea rug and photographer got distracted...?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by TommyMilfiger

Still I wonder who took this picture. And why.

RSPCA

[MaxJoker]

Thought I`d show a few first profile photos of girls who all name their personality type as "Princess" .
Big shocker

Yeah Princesses, who all appear unable to work out that if you`re taking a photo of yourself it might be more sensible to look at the mirror, rather than at your phone

Hmmmmm then again maybe they are all Princesses

Considering royalty are notoriously bleeding stupid



Yet not as stupid as this mutha of one.

Who not only fails to point out where she is in the picture , but also includes her son in the background on the wall.

Mind you the little lad looks to be showing the exact amount of exasperation over it all

In fact by his expression I`m sure he`s wishing he was adopted

[BondJmsBond]

She's my favourite; standing in front of a mirror yet oblivious to the fact that phone is blocking half of her face. Fake tiara plastered to her forehead..

God help us.

I've got my laugh for this morning, thanks.

*Edit, just struck me that screen on phone also shows phone blocking face, and she still doesn't see it...

[andw]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Once again a fine menagerie.
It seems the "doom" photo's are taken either in a home bathroom or amongst the stalls of a public toilet. In which case I can't believe the "no sex" tag when they're clearly emulating George Michael.
Makes me wonder if some wider research is required, could this be a global phenomenon?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

She's my favourite

Same here Ya know why

Because the look on her face is one of confusion She's amused and confused by one of Max's totally logical yet somehow confusing advances is my guess

[TommySwiftJr.]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Doable. Without a shadow of a doubt. How comes she's in this thread?

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I'd climb that one on the left. F*ck why not, she needs love as you can see. Tommy has got a lot of love to give.

[andw]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Originally Posted by TommyMilfiger

I'd climb that one on the left. F*ck why not, she needs love as you can see. Tommy has got a lot of love to give.

I'd start with the one on the right. With a tongue like that she could give you a blow-job, ball lick and arse rimming all in one go. Where do I sign up?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by andw

I'd start with

I'd start with giving one a broom and the other the dust pan
Then, 1 a pot and the other a pan
Then.... you get the idea

[andw]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I'd start with giving one a broom and the other the dust pan
Then, 1 a pot and the other a pan
Then.... you get the idea

Estreeter, you've got to treat these "princesses" right. Sex first, food second, then the cleaning.