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March 7th, 2010, 08:31 AM | #1 |
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poems to make you smile
Time for all you poets out there to flex your mental muscle.Find or write some poems that will make us laugh,smile or just make us think till our brain hurts .I hope this is the right section for this.
Here are my first two contributions. THE SITTER Mrs. McTwitter the baby-sitter, I think she's a little bit crazey. She thinks a baby-sitter's supposed To sit upon the baby. PRAYER OF THE SELFISH CHILD Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my toys to break. So none of the other kids can use'em... Amen.
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MEMORIZIN' MO
Mo memorized the dictionary But just can't seem to find a job Or anyone who wants to marry Someone who memorized the dictonary. SOMEYHING MISSING I remember I put on my socks I remember I put on my shoes I remember I put on my tie I remember I put on my coat To look perfectly grand at the dance Yet I feel there is something I may have forgot... What is it?What is it?...
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WAVY HAIR
I thought that I had wavy hair Until I shaved.Instead, I find that I have straight hair And a very wavy head. UNSCRATCHABLE ITCH There is a spot that you can't scratch Right between your shoulder blades, Like an egg that just won't hatch Here you set and there it stays. Turn and squirm and try to reach it, Twist your neck and bend your back, Hear your elbows creak and crack, Streach your fingers, Now you bet it's going to reach. No that won't get it. Hold your breath and streach and pray, Only an inch away, Worse than a sunbeam you can't catch Is that one spot, You can't scratch.
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The Dwarf & The Tall Woman
When we're nose to nose, my toes are in it
When we're toes to toes my nose is in it & when I'm in it I have no one to talk to.
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The Axolotl
I wandered lonely as a cloud
Just picking up old rags and bottles, when on the lonely road I trod I came upon some axolotls. Beside the lake, beneath the trees, A sight to make a man's blood freeze. Some had handles, some were plain- they were orange, pink, and green, in the main. My hair stood up, my blood ran cold. I fled with fear upon my soul. I find my solace now in bottles, and I forget them axolotls.
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Bubble bath
Once I'm in my bubble bath
I like to stir up more. Half the suds go in my eyes And half go on the floor. The fun is in the bubbles 'cause They giggle on my skin, And when I stick them on my face They dangle from my chin. And when I splash them hard enough They pop and disappear, And then my bath time's over 'cause I've made the water clear.
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MUSICAL CAREER
She wanted to play the piano, But her hands couldn't reach the keys. When her hands could finally reach the keys, Her feet couldn't reach the floor. When her hands could finally reach the keys, And her feet could reach the floor, She didn't want to play that ol' piano anymore. ANTEATER "A genuine anteater," The pet man told my dad. Turned out,it was an aunt eater, And now my uncle's mad.
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Never mind the love and passion
Whop it up 'er doggie fashion
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ROCKABYE
Rockabye baby,in the treetop. Don't you know a treetop Is no safe place to rock? And who put you up there, And your cradle too? Baby,I think someone down here's Got it in for you. THE LITTLE BOY AND THE OLD MAN Said the little boy,"Sometimes I drop my spoon." Said the little old man,"I do that too." The little boy whispered,"I wet my pants." "I do that too,"laughed the little old man. Said the little boy,"I often cry." The old man nodded,"So do I." "But worst of all,"said the boy,"it seems Grown-ups don't pay any attention to me." And he felt the wormth of a wrinkled old hand. "I know what you mean,"said the little old man.
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Get out of bed at ten They run about and give a shout And go back to bed again Spike Milligan
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