Grand Rear Admiral MaxJoker`s Non Conformist Confessional Church Thread - Page 60

MaxJoker · April 16th, 2017, 01:15 PM

Best blessed wishes of the Resurrection to you Fellow Forum Fellas !

May the remainder of this year see every wrong that`s troubling you righted , any besieging health worries relieved !!

Plus bountiful contented happiness be more than clearly perceived !!!

**bloke57** · April 16th, 2017, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

[B][COLOR="Red"]Best blessed wishes of the Resurrection to you Fellow Forum Fellas !

May the remainder of this year see every wrong that`s troubling you righted , any besieging health worries relieved !!

Plus bountiful contented happiness be more than clearly perceived !!!

Thanks for words of friendship clear

May Easter bunnies bring you beer!

**BigBucket** · April 26th, 2017, 10:20 PM

Finishes stuffing face... BUURRRPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Everyone looks at Big Bucket

Wot?!?!??

**Tmee2020** · April 27th, 2017, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBucket

Finishes stuffing face... BUURRRPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Everyone looks at Big Bucket

Wot?!?!??

Not sure if there is any Sin to confess, BigB.

If there is it's not very Original.

Anyway Thomasde, her manager/trainer has released Gail for a weekly Discovery Tour of the Vatican. Your penance is to act as her tour guide.

Looks like she's getting ready for a plunge into the Tiber.

Oh, and one Our Father and three Hail Marys.

Rosary if you feel like it.

Kind Regards and Best of Luck with your Salvation,

Confessions & Pardons Outscourcing Ltd,

1 Drury Ln, Wellcamp.

**Mal Hombre** · April 30th, 2017, 07:28 AM

Oh Fie Brother, How canst Thou reject the music of the LORD for the music of the Devil spawned from the Very Nether regions (or Birmingham as it's known) ? Fall to Thy knees sinner,Fall to Thy knees, Beg for Forgiveness now,Before it be too late.

Mal Hombre, Very Archdeacon and Apologist in Chief

**bloke57** · April 30th, 2017, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by blondifan

Anybody wanna swap for some good ol' Black Sabbath

I will. I've posted before in "listening" thread at how terrible I think Sabbath are. Your vinyl record could perhaps be remoulded into an interesting plant pot.

Swap you at the next church fete.

MaxJoker · July 9th, 2017, 02:48 PM

While remembering it`s commandments

1) Follow V.E.F rules
2) Images are copyrighted , unless you can crop successfully
3) Thank much , least yeee not be thanked
4) Alcohol at all times
5) Honor Blackman , by watching Goldfinger once a month
6) Eat beyond thine stomachs own capabilities , always
7) Never cheat , yourself out of dessert
8) Steal not , if there`s a better than even chance you`ll get caught
9) Only lie to women , if it`ll allow you to lie with women
10) Anal , let`s not go there , on a Sunday at least , sheesh

Hymen

Estreeter · July 9th, 2017, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Verily tis offical our hallowed Forum hath survived Judas Imagebam , praise the Board !

Tell Judas to go fuck himself Cardinal Joker .... He can shove those 30 pieces of silver up his ass

BTW, I have a confession

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

6) Eat beyond thine stomachs own capabilities , always

Haven't done that yet today

MaxJoker · July 9th, 2017, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Haven't done that yet today

This day be not over truly while you`re still awake Grand Field Marshall Cardinal

We believe in you , and your stomach too

MaxJoker · September 2nd, 2017, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

Dear lovely slim needs to eat more , Grand Field Marshall Cardinal . Forgive me for I have sinned. It`s been sixty nine years since my last confession.
During those years I've thanked nine times on the forum.
Ok I've thanked six times.
Alright already you matzo ball, four times.
Which is why I`m pinged , pranged and pummeled by guilt day after day night after night.
As only thanked those four times due to an accident.
I sneezed while in the next room to the PC and my nose hit the button.
Can I be forgiven ???.
You know because as one of Mods own children I shouldn't have to thank anybody should I. Rather it`s a sin if I do.
It`s them who should thank me for my posts of wisdom and knowledge about knowledgeable wisdomy stuff.
Please help.
Appreciation in advance , yet never literally.

Oh ribbiting Greenie , be thou not troubled.
We all knew they were four mistakes.
Apart from a few dozen others. Who`s minds imploded through belief it was intentional and the subsequent shock.
Just try to forget about it and keep on keeping on with what you`re doing.
Embracing delusions and treating that thanks button as if it costs you one quarter of half a Peso every time you click

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Verily tis offical our hallowed Forum hath survived Judas Imagebam , praise the Board ! While remembering it`s commandments 1) Follow V.E.F rules 2) Images are copyrighted , unless you can crop successfully 3) Thank much , least yeee not be thanked 4) Alcohol at all times 5) Honor Blackman , by watching Goldfinger once a month 6) Eat beyond thine stomachs own capabilities , always 7) Never cheat , yourself out of dessert 8) Steal not , if there`s a better than even chance you`ll get caught 9) Only lie to women , if it`ll allow you to lie with women 10) Anal , let`s not go there , on a Sunday at least , sheesh Hymen __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 26th, 2017, 10:20 PM	#593
BigBucket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The United Kingdom of Oppressed Peoples. Posts: 783 Thanks: 5,453 Thanked 11,405 Times in 770 Posts	Finishes stuffing face... *BUURRRPPPPPPPPPPP!!!* Everyone looks at Big Bucket Wot?!?!??