The Late Late Late Well Out Of Date News Flash Thread ! - Page 25

MaxJoker · December 21st, 2013, 03:50 PM

Guess who got over the death of her husband and moved on to somebody new, before he actually died.

That`s right fellow`s.
Everybodies raven haired darling (Unless they`ve met her) , Nigger Lowsin.

I spoke to the heaving chested innocent not at all money obsessed beauty who stole all the recipes in her soon to be many snobby published books , cook , earlier today, while her still alive husband gasped for air.

" So Nog" i asked her " Is it alright to conduct our interview despite your current husband laying on the floor in the next room coughing up blood and urging you to call an ambulance ? ".

She laughed coquettishly but didn`t reply , her shark like black dead eyes flashing a vivid dance of death, in fact flashing as the ambulance lights would have if only she`d bothered to dial 999.

"So when did you first realise you loved new wallet, cough, new guy , Cuck Sackie " i inquired .

"As soon as the results of my current husbands white blood cell count came back and the completed insurance forms arrived" She giggled hysterically .

Like the cocaine filled and STD suffering pro i am , was just about to dive in with the rock hard questions when her two trusted slavs, i mean slaves, arrived and demanded i stop speaking , zipped up and left.

Not that it mattered.

As call me somebody still awaiting a court case for buggering a dead leaper , if you will, but this syphilitic old romantic says with the help of them two hard faced former soviet block bitches, plus the love of a man who brought mass murdering Blair (Soon to be included in this thread ) to kill crazy power. Well.

How can she fail to find true lasting married happinesses this time around

**billybunter** · December 21st, 2013, 05:09 PM

It's OK to take class A drugs as long as you are not a habitual user who gives her minions credit cards to play with.

Estreeter · January 1st, 2014, 08:53 AM

Seen this new show yet

It's OK, but only if ya have an hour too completely waste

The only thing I really hated was the car, the producers went a bit far with the cars capabilities

As if a car will ever have the ability too give the driver it's exact location, or steer and park itself or have mobile communication

Really, how stupid and gullible do they think we are

As for the star of the show

Fine actor

I'm predicting a fine acting career

Estreeter · January 6th, 2014, 03:01 PM

New film

A film about the past set in the future in a thread about late news

Ain't even gonna bother trying too explain that

Might wait for a sequall

**billybunter** · January 6th, 2014, 04:00 PM

New Car!

**sweatyhat** · January 6th, 2014, 04:42 PM

Hello my friends
Let me introduce you to

ASBESTOS

Fluffy white gift mined from the Earth

In a domestic setting it's perfect for oven gloves, oven linings and wicks

It finds application as lagging, pipe insulation and roof sheets. You can even use it to build an entire home. Tradesmen love working with it. The white dust is completely inert. Any irritation can be cleared with a quick sneeze and a spit.

Asbestos' qualities are valued by those working in extremis.
Here we see its use in gas mask filters and fireproof suits.

Decorative Christmas snow and cigarette filters.

So there we are
ASBESTOS
a mineral for all uses

Estreeter · January 7th, 2014, 01:49 PM

Fight fans,
Brace yourselves for

The Rumble In The Jungle

There is no way on this Earth I'll be watching that via satellite with a delayed telecast

No way, I'll be flying too Zaire on one of those new Boeing 747 Jumbos too watch it in Kinshasa

But, my only fear, is watching Ali die

That mountain of meat Foreman is gonna kill him, literally, 1st round knockout I'm predicting.

**billybunter** · January 7th, 2014, 03:05 PM

Hey guys bought a new record player for my groovy tunes

**Mal Hombre** · January 7th, 2014, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Hey guys bought a new record player for my groovy tunes

Get with the programme Grandad,This is how Us happening kids play Our music....

MaxJoker · January 7th, 2014, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Get with the programme Grandad,This is how Us happening kids play Our music....

BB and Der Mal , i`m ashamed to owe ya

You dare call yourselves hip up to date forum reporters

Yet there you are living in the past like a couple of sharp sided squares

As you've both totally missed the new craze that`s sweeping the nation.

Stylophone is where it`s at man

I got on in tight with the inventor yesterday and we jammed together

Ok not jammed , more he played something about tying a Kangaroo down , until that is he began sweating so much the guy could no longer hold onto his stick.

Or whatever that was he was using to bang out those toe tapping tinny tunes.

Was mighty impressed with his business amen acumon acomein , eeeeer , savvy.
Although got concerned that he seemed to be burning the candle at both ends
Leading me to ask what he did to relax ?.
Upon which the bearded genius handed me.

Then with his hand sliding up my thigh, he inquired if i fancied blowing on his didgeridoo

Won`t divulge what happened next.

Apart from i've never been served such crispy bacon and softly scrambled eggs before

Look all i`m saying is this Ralf Jarris , well he`s definitely someone to watch.

Believe me

December 21st, 2013, 03:50 PM	#241
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Kiss dust quim !. Guess who got over the death of her husband and moved on to somebody new, before he actually died. That`s right fellow`s. Everybodies raven haired darling (Unless they`ve met her) , Nigger Lowsin. I spoke to the heaving chested innocent not at all money obsessed beauty who stole all the recipes in her soon to be many snobby published books , cook , earlier today, while her still alive husband gasped for air. " So Nog" i asked her " Is it alright to conduct our interview despite your current husband laying on the floor in the next room coughing up blood and urging you to call an ambulance ? ". She laughed coquettishly but didn`t reply , her shark like black dead eyes flashing a vivid dance of death, in fact flashing as the ambulance lights would have if only she`d bothered to dial 999. "So when did you first realise you loved new wallet, cough, new guy , Cuck Sackie " i inquired . "As soon as the results of my current husbands white blood cell count came back and the completed insurance forms arrived" She giggled hysterically . Like the cocaine filled and STD suffering pro i am , was just about to dive in with the rock hard questions when her two trusted slavs, i mean slaves, arrived and demanded i stop speaking , zipped up and left. Not that it mattered. As call me somebody still awaiting a court case for buggering a dead leaper , if you will, but this syphilitic old romantic says with the help of them two hard faced former soviet block bitches, plus the love of a man who brought mass murdering Blair (Soon to be included in this thread ) to kill crazy power. Well. How can she fail to find true lasting married happinesses this time around __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 21st, 2013, 05:09 PM	#242
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	It's OK to take class A drugs as long as you are not a habitual user who gives her minions credit cards to play with. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 1st, 2014, 08:53 AM	#243
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,848 Times in 60,322 Posts	Seen this new show yet It's OK, but only if ya have an hour too completely waste The only thing I really hated was the car, the producers went a bit far with the cars capabilities As if a car will ever have the ability too give the driver it's exact location, or steer and park itself or have mobile communication Really, how stupid and gullible do they think we are As for the star of the show Fine actor I'm predicting a fine acting career __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 6th, 2014, 03:01 PM	#244
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,848 Times in 60,322 Posts	New film A film about the past set in the future in a thread about late news Ain't even gonna bother trying too explain that Might wait for a sequall __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 6th, 2014, 04:00 PM	#245
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	New Car! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 6th, 2014, 04:42 PM	#246
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	Hello my friends Let me introduce you to ASBESTOS Fluffy white gift mined from the Earth In a domestic setting it's perfect for oven gloves, oven linings and wicks It finds application as lagging, pipe insulation and roof sheets. You can even use it to build an entire home. Tradesmen love working with it. The white dust is completely inert. Any irritation can be cleared with a quick sneeze and a spit. Asbestos' qualities are valued by those working in extremis. Here we see its use in gas mask filters and fireproof suits. Decorative Christmas snow and cigarette filters. So there we are ASBESTOS a mineral for all uses __________________

January 7th, 2014, 01:49 PM	#247
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,848 Times in 60,322 Posts	Fight fans, Brace yourselves for The Rumble In The Jungle There is no way on this Earth I'll be watching that via satellite with a delayed telecast No way, I'll be flying too Zaire on one of those new Boeing 747 Jumbos too watch it in Kinshasa But, my only fear, is watching Ali die That mountain of meat Foreman is gonna kill him, literally, 1st round knockout I'm predicting. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 7th, 2014, 03:05 PM	#248
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Hey guys bought a new record player for my groovy tunes __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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