Random Thoughts - Page 511

Estreeter · June 13th, 2017, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by dwvbf

And if a woman takes the viagra up her cunt?

She's still wont stop talking

**bloke57** · June 13th, 2017, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dwvbf

And if a woman takes the viagra up her cunt?

Hard Brexit.

**trailmaster** · June 13th, 2017, 09:35 PM

I am taking a little rest for this afternoon until I start re-upping tomorrow morning. I was able to re-up all my imaginative and funny posts on the thread: A picture that best describes another member. I have even more on the similar thread: A picture that best describes myself ,and finally all photos on the thread: What if you lived in Australia? Can't forget those quokkas!

**dwvbf** · June 14th, 2017, 09:53 AM

What happens if a quokka manages to crawl up your arse?

**trailmaster** · June 14th, 2017, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dwvbf

What happens if a quokka manages to crawl up your arse?

That couldn't happen. They are too big, and there are not any quokkas in America, not even in zoos.

I am the friendliest animal in the world!

b119a · June 14th, 2017, 10:50 PM

Could lead to high blood pressure.

**ruffroundedges** · June 15th, 2017, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I am the friendliest animal in the world!

THIS is the friendliest animal in the world. He'll even open the door for the robbers and let them in the facking house!
Fuggin dumbass dog!

**rosestone** · June 15th, 2017, 03:28 AM

Theresa May is the kind of person who wouldn't give you your ball back.

MaxJoker · June 15th, 2017, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by dwvbf

What happens if a quokka manages to crawl up your arse?

A shotgun wedding

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Originally Posted by rosestone

Theresa May is the kind of person who wouldn't give you your ball back.

She`d charge you for not returning it too

**rosestone** · June 15th, 2017, 06:02 AM

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What I liked was reading/hearing about how tearful the Ghoul was when the results came in. As if Tory central office could possibly humanize her. You can sure as shit bet she didn't cry while cutting disability benefits!

What I liked/was horrified by was reading that she'd been bellyaching about how Tory MPs who had lost their seats were "losing their income" and needed to be helped, as if that's a primary concern!

June 14th, 2017, 10:50 PM	#5106
b119a Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 415 Thanks: 3,691 Thanked 2,945 Times in 387 Posts	Could lead to high blood pressure. __________________ Would be happy to help but if you need help you are a real loser it seems David/Jed/Policeman Business Center always a mental patient always a doctor for the mental patient always a bill to pay from the always a doctor and mental patient always a Cop to arrest the mental patient always a bill from the doctor for the medication that you always need

June 13th, 2017, 09:35 PM	#5103
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,294 Times in 60,079 Posts	I am taking a little rest for this afternoon until I start re-upping tomorrow morning. I was able to re-up all my imaginative and funny posts on the thread: A picture that best describes another member. I have even more on the similar thread: A picture that best describes myself ,and finally all photos on the thread: What if you lived in Australia? Can't forget those quokkas!

June 14th, 2017, 09:53 AM	#5104
dwvbf Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 741 Thanks: 8,308 Thanked 11,100 Times in 731 Posts	What happens if a quokka manages to crawl up your arse?

June 15th, 2017, 03:28 AM	#5108
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	Theresa May is the kind of person who wouldn't give you your ball back.