A Song That Best Describes How You`re Feeling Right this Moment ! - Page 60

MaxJoker · September 10th, 2014, 06:04 PM

AaaHoooooooooooooooooooo !

Estreeter · September 26th, 2014, 02:10 PM

Ape Man

I think I'm sophisticated
'Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybody's multiplying
Till they're walking round like flies man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages
In the zoo man
'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man
I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
'Cos I'm a strict carnivore

But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man
I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man I'm ape ape man
I'm an ape man
'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man
In man's evolution he has created the cities and
The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
And I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
'Cos the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man
I'm an ape, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man
I'm an ape man
I look out my window, but I can't see the sky
'Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man
Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man
I'm an ape man
I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane
And we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man
I'm an ape man.
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man.

Estreeter · October 29th, 2014, 10:20 AM

A Thousand Miles From Nowhere

I'm a thousand miles from nowhere
Time don't matter to me
'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere
And there's no place I want to be

I got heartaches in my pocket
I got echoes in my head
And all that I keep hearing
Are the cruel, cruel things that you said

I'm a thousand miles from nowhere
Time don't matter to me
'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere
And there's no place I want to be

Oh, I
Oh, I
Oh, I

Oh, I
Oh, I
Oh, I

I've got bruises on my memory
I've got tear stains on my hands
And in the mirror there's a vision
Of what used to be a man

I'm a thousand miles from nowhere
Time don't matter to me
'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere
And there's no place I want to be

I'm a thousand miles from nowhere
Time don't matter to me
'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere
And there's no place I want to be

Oh, I

I'm a thousand miles from nowhere

I'm a thousand miles from nowhere

I'm a thousand
I'm a thousand

MaxJoker · November 12th, 2014, 04:19 PM

"Panic"

Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again?
The Leeds side-streets that you slip down
I wonder to myself
Hopes may rise on the Grasmere
But Honey Pie, you're not safe here
So you run down
To the safety of the town
But there's Panic on the streets of Carlisle
Dublin, Dundee, Humberside
I wonder to myself

Burn down the disco
Etc...

sinister_one · December 3rd, 2014, 04:10 AM

This really describes life now. Originally by William Bell & Booker T. Jones, Made famous by Albert King, but best version by one of my favorite bands Cream.

"Born Under A Bad Sign"

Born under a bad sign
I've been down since I began to crawl
It wasn't for bad luck
I wouldn't have no luck at all

Bad luck and trouble's my only friend
I've been down ever since I was ten

Born under a bad sign
I've been down since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
I wouldn't have no luck at all

You know, wine and women is all I crave
A big bad woman, who gonna carry me to my grave

Born under a bad sign
I've been down since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
I wouldn't have no luck at all

Bad luck and troubles, they're my only friend
I've been down ever since I was ten

Born under a bad sign
I've been down since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
I wouldn't have no luck
If it wasn't for real bad luck
I wouldn't have no luck at all

Born under a bad sign
Born under a bad sign

**donny1** · December 30th, 2014, 07:47 AM

Leftfield - Release The Pressure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Gs0n8Hig8

**blondifan** · January 4th, 2015, 09:26 PM

On Jubilee Street there was a girl named Bee
She had a history but she had no past
When they shut her down the Russians moved in
Now I'm too scared, I'm too scared to even walk on past

She used to say all those good people down on Jubilee Street
They ought to practice what they preach
Yeah they ought to practice just what they preach
Those good people on Jubilee Street

And here I come up the hill, I'm pushing my wheel of love
I got love in my tummy and a tiny little pain
And a 10 ton catastrophe on a 60 pound chain
And I'm pushing my wheel of love up Jubilee Street
Ah, look at me now

The problem was she had a little black book
And my name was written on every page
Well a girl's got to make ends meet even down on Jubilee Street
I was out of place and time and over the hill and out of my mind
On Jubilee Street

I ought to practice what I preach
These days I go downtown in my tie and tails
I got a foetus on a leash

I am alone now
I am beyond recriminations
Curtains are shut
Furniture has gone
I'm transforming
I'm vibrating
I'm glowing
I'm flying
Look at me now
I'm flying
Look at me now

**tamsmith** · January 4th, 2015, 10:37 PM

I f---ing hope so.

2015 cannot get worse than the earlier year.

Estreeter · January 7th, 2015, 11:29 AM

A Ride Back Home

Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home
I've been out here in this world too long on my own
I won't bother you no more
If you can just get me in the door
Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home

When I started out I was so young and so strong
I just let it roll off my back when things went wrong
Now it's starting to get to me
All of this inhumanity
Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home

You wouldn't know it by looking at me now
But I was showing some promise once upon a time
But it's gone now
And it ain't coming back
My time's come and gone
It's as simple as that

Hey Jesus this world is just too troublesome for me
I try to fight off all these devils but I'm just too weak
When I'm out here walking all alone
I feel like taking my life but I won't
Too big a coward, can you give me a ride back home
Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home
Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home

Almost down to begging now

**rustler** · January 7th, 2015, 06:19 PM

Why Old Men Cry
Dick Gaughan

I walked from Ypres to Passchendale

In the first gray days of spring,

Through flatland fields where life goes on

And carefree children sing.

Round rows of ancient tombstones

Where a generation lies,

And at last I understood

Why old men cry.

My mother's father walked these fields

Some eighty years ago.

He was half the age that I am now

No way that he could know,

That his unborn grandchild someday

Would cross his path this way

And stand here

Where his fallen comrades lay.

He'd been dead a quarter century

By the time that I was born,

The mustard gas which swept the trenches

Ripped apart his lungs,

Another name and number

Among millions there who died,

And at last I understood

Why old men cry.

I walked from Leith to Newtongrange

At the turning of the year,

Through desolate communities

And faces gaunt with fear,

Past bleak, abandoned pitheads

Where rich seams of coal still lie,

And at last I understood

Why old men cry.

My father helped to win the coal

That lay neath Lothian's soil.

A life of bitter hardship

The reward for years of toil,

But he tried to teach his children

There was more to life than this

Working all your life

To make some fat cat rich.

I walked from Garve to Ullapool

As the dawn light kissed the earth,

And breathed the awesome beauty

Of this land that gave me birth,

I looked into the future

Saw a people proud and free

As I looked along Loch Broom

Out to the sea......

Written and performed by Dick Gaughan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk06k64ZyJc

Lost I suppose is the feeling at the moment.........

September 10th, 2014, 06:04 PM	#591
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	AaaHoooooooooooooooooooo ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 26th, 2014, 02:10 PM	#592
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,017 Times in 60,347 Posts	Substituted one crappy word and replaced it with carnivore Ape Man I think I'm sophisticated 'Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien But all around me everybody's multiplying Till they're walking round like flies man So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages In the zoo man 'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees I am an ape man I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized 'Cos I'm a strict carnivore But with the over-population and inflation and starvation And the crazy politicians I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man I'm ape ape man I'm an ape man 'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky Compared to the clouds as they roll by Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an ape man In man's evolution he has created the cities and The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance And I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle 'Cos the only time that I feel at ease Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man I'm an ape, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man I'm an ape man I look out my window, but I can't see the sky 'Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes I want to get out of this city alive And make like an ape man Come and love me, be my ape man girl And we will be so happy in my ape man world I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man I'm an ape man I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane And we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day Just like an ape man I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man I'm an ape man. I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an ape man. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 29th, 2014, 10:20 AM	#593
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,017 Times in 60,347 Posts	I get this feeling a few times a week A Thousand Miles From Nowhere I'm a thousand miles from nowhere Time don't matter to me 'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere And there's no place I want to be I got heartaches in my pocket I got echoes in my head And all that I keep hearing Are the cruel, cruel things that you said I'm a thousand miles from nowhere Time don't matter to me 'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere And there's no place I want to be Oh, I Oh, I Oh, I Oh, I Oh, I Oh, I I've got bruises on my memory I've got tear stains on my hands And in the mirror there's a vision Of what used to be a man I'm a thousand miles from nowhere Time don't matter to me 'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere And there's no place I want to be I'm a thousand miles from nowhere Time don't matter to me 'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere And there's no place I want to be Oh, I I'm a thousand miles from nowhere I'm a thousand miles from nowhere I'm a thousand I'm a thousand __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 12th, 2014, 04:19 PM	#594
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	"Panic" Panic on the streets of London Panic on the streets of Birmingham I wonder to myself Could life ever be sane again? The Leeds side-streets that you slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise on the Grasmere But Honey Pie, you're not safe here So you run down To the safety of the town But there's Panic on the streets of Carlisle Dublin, Dundee, Humberside I wonder to myself Burn down the disco Etc... __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 30th, 2014, 07:47 AM	#596
donny1 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Clone Island Posts: 2,646 Thanks: 11,585 Thanked 31,314 Times in 2,617 Posts	Leftfield - Release The Pressure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Gs0n8Hig8 __________________ Raise A Glass & Stay Laughing

December 3rd, 2014, 04:10 AM	#595
sinister_one Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 14 Thanks: 2 Thanked 135 Times in 13 Posts	This really describes life now. Originally by William Bell & Booker T. Jones, Made famous by Albert King, but best version by one of my favorite bands Cream. "Born Under A Bad Sign" Born under a bad sign I've been down since I began to crawl It wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all Bad luck and trouble's my only friend I've been down ever since I was ten Born under a bad sign I've been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all You know, wine and women is all I crave A big bad woman, who gonna carry me to my grave Born under a bad sign I've been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all Bad luck and troubles, they're my only friend I've been down ever since I was ten Born under a bad sign I've been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck If it wasn't for real bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all Born under a bad sign Born under a bad sign

January 4th, 2015, 09:26 PM	#597
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,001 Thanked 60,211 Times in 4,401 Posts	Warning: Film clip may contain nudity. If you are offended by nudity, why are you here? On Jubilee Street there was a girl named Bee She had a history but she had no past When they shut her down the Russians moved in Now I'm too scared, I'm too scared to even walk on past She used to say all those good people down on Jubilee Street They ought to practice what they preach Yeah they ought to practice just what they preach Those good people on Jubilee Street And here I come up the hill, I'm pushing my wheel of love I got love in my tummy and a tiny little pain And a 10 ton catastrophe on a 60 pound chain And I'm pushing my wheel of love up Jubilee Street Ah, look at me now The problem was she had a little black book And my name was written on every page Well a girl's got to make ends meet even down on Jubilee Street I was out of place and time and over the hill and out of my mind On Jubilee Street I ought to practice what I preach These days I go downtown in my tie and tails I got a foetus on a leash I am alone now I am beyond recriminations Curtains are shut Furniture has gone I'm transforming I'm vibrating I'm glowing I'm flying Look at me now I'm flying Look at me now

January 4th, 2015, 10:37 PM	#598
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,416 Times in 9,078 Posts	I f---ing hope so. 2015 cannot get worse than the earlier year. Last edited by tamsmith; January 4th, 2015 at 10:38 PM.. Reason: extra wording

January 7th, 2015, 11:29 AM	#599
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,017 Times in 60,347 Posts	Just to be with friends A Ride Back Home Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home I've been out here in this world too long on my own I won't bother you no more If you can just get me in the door Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home When I started out I was so young and so strong I just let it roll off my back when things went wrong Now it's starting to get to me All of this inhumanity Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home You wouldn't know it by looking at me now But I was showing some promise once upon a time But it's gone now And it ain't coming back My time's come and gone It's as simple as that Hey Jesus this world is just too troublesome for me I try to fight off all these devils but I'm just too weak When I'm out here walking all alone I feel like taking my life but I won't Too big a coward, can you give me a ride back home Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home Almost down to begging now __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 7th, 2015, 06:19 PM	#600
rustler Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: South of the North Pole Posts: 4,977 Thanks: 47,583 Thanked 84,530 Times in 4,955 Posts	Why Old Men Cry Dick Gaughan I walked from Ypres to Passchendale In the first gray days of spring, Through flatland fields where life goes on And carefree children sing. Round rows of ancient tombstones Where a generation lies, And at last I understood Why old men cry. My mother's father walked these fields Some eighty years ago. He was half the age that I am now No way that he could know, That his unborn grandchild someday Would cross his path this way And stand here Where his fallen comrades lay. He'd been dead a quarter century By the time that I was born, The mustard gas which swept the trenches Ripped apart his lungs, Another name and number Among millions there who died, And at last I understood Why old men cry. I walked from Leith to Newtongrange At the turning of the year, Through desolate communities And faces gaunt with fear, Past bleak, abandoned pitheads Where rich seams of coal still lie, And at last I understood Why old men cry. My father helped to win the coal That lay neath Lothian's soil. A life of bitter hardship The reward for years of toil, But he tried to teach his children There was more to life than this Working all your life To make some fat cat rich. I walked from Garve to Ullapool As the dawn light kissed the earth, And breathed the awesome beauty Of this land that gave me birth, I looked into the future Saw a people proud and free As I looked along Loch Broom Out to the sea...... Written and performed by Dick Gaughan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk06k64ZyJc Lost I suppose is the feeling at the moment......... __________________ "I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." - Shelley Winters Please read and follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by rustler; January 7th, 2015 at 07:24 PM..