Post your corny jokes - Page 1384

**ball7** · September 14th, 2018, 04:06 PM

Unknown Fact... 100% of the people who read this post are alive.

MaxJoker · September 14th, 2018, 04:16 PM

What was Beethoven`s favourite fruit ? ,

Ba-Na-Na-Aaaaaaaaaaaa.

**Greenman** · September 15th, 2018, 04:03 PM

A horse goes into a bar. Barman says "hey, why the long face?"

A white horse goes into a bar. The barman looks at the horse and says "we've got a drink named after you."

Horse looks up at the barman and says "What, Eric?"

Taken from an old Muppet Show tape I remember(as told by Fozzie Bear):
Guy goes into a bar and a horse shows up behind the counter. The guy just looks at the horse and the horse says "What's the matter, are you surprised to see me here?" and the guy says "Yeah, did the cow sell the place?"

"I know a guy that is so cheap that when he goes fishing he puts a picture of a worm on the end of his hook and catches a picture of a fish"

MaxJoker · September 15th, 2018, 04:19 PM

What did the left eye say to the right eye ? ,

Between you and me something smells .

**gedly** · September 15th, 2018, 05:20 PM

There was some pythons on the train to work this morning. It was a tight squeeze.

**photoflex** · September 16th, 2018, 11:10 AM

MaxJoker · September 16th, 2018, 04:45 PM

What`s ET short for ? ,

So he can fit in his spaceship.

**mrfixit** · September 16th, 2018, 06:42 PM

**ball7** · September 16th, 2018, 09:13 PM

Man to his wife:
Was I your first?

Wife:
No.

Man:
What number was I then?

Woman:
How many players are there on a football team plus staff?

**gedly** · September 16th, 2018, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Man to his wife:
Was I your first?
Wife:
No.
Man:
What number was I then?
Woman:
How many players are there on a football team plus staff?

A woman once walked up to me and said, "You know, you look just like my third husband".
"Why? How man husbands have you had?", I reply.
She replies, "Two".

September 14th, 2018, 04:16 PM	#13832
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September 15th, 2018, 04:03 PM	#13833
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,504 Times in 19,356 Posts	A horse goes into a bar. Barman says "hey, why the long face?" A white horse goes into a bar. The barman looks at the horse and says "we've got a drink named after you." Horse looks up at the barman and says "What, Eric?" Taken from an old Muppet Show tape I remember(as told by Fozzie Bear): Guy goes into a bar and a horse shows up behind the counter. The guy just looks at the horse and the horse says "What's the matter, are you surprised to see me here?" and the guy says "Yeah, did the cow sell the place?" "I know a guy that is so cheap that when he goes fishing he puts a picture of a worm on the end of his hook and catches a picture of a fish" __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

September 15th, 2018, 04:19 PM	#13834
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	What did the left eye say to the right eye ? , Between you and me something smells . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 16th, 2018, 11:10 AM	#13836
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September 16th, 2018, 04:45 PM	#13837
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	What`s ET short for ? , So he can fit in his spaceship. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 14th, 2018, 04:06 PM	#13831
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September 15th, 2018, 05:20 PM	#13835
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,305 Times in 3,171 Posts	There was some pythons on the train to work this morning. It was a tight squeeze.

September 16th, 2018, 06:42 PM	#13838
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September 16th, 2018, 09:13 PM	#13839
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Man to his wife: Was I your first? Wife: No. Man: What number was I then? Woman: How many players are there on a football team plus staff?

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