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Old 03-07-2018, 01:36 AM   #13421
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Old 03-07-2018, 03:51 AM   #13422
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A: So gay males can play Star Wars



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Some short jokes:

A guy goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150.00 to paint his porch.

A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, "I'm finished. But you should know that you car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
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John visited his 90-year old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John's grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked. "Are these plates clean?" His grandpa replied. "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.

For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried eggs on it. "Are you sure these plates are clean?" he asked. Grandpa said, "I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!"

Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass. John said, "Grandpa, your dog won't let me get by!"
Grandpa yelled to the dog, "Cold Water, go lie down!"
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Old 03-07-2018, 04:04 PM   #13426
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Shouldn't corny jokes just be about corn?
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Shouldn't corny jokes just be about corn?
Ok, you wanted CORNy jokes!

What does mouldy CORN flakes have in common with Charles Manson?
They are both cereal killers.

What do you call an American State Fair?
A CORNival.

What do you call a mythical vegetable?
A uniCORN.

Enough??!!
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Old 03-07-2018, 08:56 PM   #13428
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Shouldn't corny jokes just be about corn?
Hard Pore Corn?
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That's more like it. Short snappy jokes are corny.

Paragraphs long jokes are not corny.

Do we need an epic joke thread?
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That's more like it. Short snappy jokes are corny.

Paragraphs long jokes are not corny.

Do we need an epic joke thread?
If you look way back at jokes from several years ago on this thread you will see many,many jokes that fill an entire page. In fact there was this one member who posted more than 150 jokes over a 6 month period and all of these jokes were all almost half a page in size. A joke is a joke. There is no size limit. I myself hate short jokes, (except those "Yo Mama jokes") I like long jokes that slowly build up to a funny ending.
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