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Old 04-03-2018, 04:57 PM   #13421
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What did the leper say to the call girl? Keep the tip.
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Old 04-04-2018, 06:48 AM   #13422
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I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt... then it clicked.
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Old 04-04-2018, 06:49 AM   #13423
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What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
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Old 04-04-2018, 07:11 PM   #13424
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A bear having a shit in the woods. A rabbit comes hopping by, the bear asks does the shit stick to your fur. The rabbit replies no. So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.
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Old 04-04-2018, 08:13 PM   #13425
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Isn't that exactly what Donald Trump does with his voters?
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humidor (noun); Spanish comedian
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A few days before his son was due to leave for his first semester at university, a father sat him down for a quiet chat.
“Son,” he said, “in college you’re going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you something from the chemist.”
“Dad, you didn’t need to. I’ve already got condoms.”
“With a face like yours, you won’t be needing condoms, son. I bought you some anti-depressants.”
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Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
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What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Rambo 3 - The Blue Light
"What is this? "
"A blue light"
"What does it do?"
"Turns blue"
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What did the leper say to the call girl? Keep the tip.[/QUOTE]

Two lepers playing cards, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
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Old 04-05-2018, 12:54 PM   #13430
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from Monty Python:
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dun-n-ng-g-g!

And now for something in a similar vein:
What masturbatory tool sounds like a bell?
Don-n-ng-g-g!
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