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Old 03-28-2018, 06:28 PM   #13401
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Anybody see that news item today about the world shortage of dwarves?
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Old 03-28-2018, 07:31 PM   #13402
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Anybody see that news item today about the world shortage of dwarves?
No. I blinked.
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Old 03-28-2018, 10:29 PM   #13403
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Elton John's good on the piano but he sucks on an organ
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Old 03-29-2018, 08:06 PM   #13404
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I can't see me and my new girlfriend lasting long, we're just too different.



She's more of a morning person, whereas I like to fvck her sister.
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There's a new doctor at my local clinic called Dr. Duck. I hope he's not some sort of a quack.
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Anybody see that news item today about the world shortage of dwarves?
No, not us 3 feet under.
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The local plastic surgeon has published coupons in the news paper for breast augmentation surgery. I'd take it more seriously if they weren't called "Tits Chits."
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My mate went on holiday but the airline ended up losing his luggage......................he took them to Court but lost his case

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Old 03-30-2018, 05:06 PM   #13410
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... actually that warning refers to a Crazy Horse show broadcasted on french tv ...
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