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Old 03-17-2018, 09:40 PM   #13391
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Two Muslim's in a camping shop trying out rucksacks. One says to the other "does my bomb look big in this".
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Old 03-17-2018, 10:41 PM   #13392
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What has a policeman & an Eskimo got in common?

They both have blue helmets.
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Old 03-17-2018, 11:14 PM   #13393
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I bought a black & white dog because I thought the licence would be cheaper.


I see Spider-Man has a new website.
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Old 03-18-2018, 01:59 PM   #13394
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This is the last group for this lot of jokes:

41. What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

42. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokiní off.

43. What did the O say to the Q?

Dude, your dickís hanging out.

44. What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

45. What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

46. Whatís the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

47. How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize itís half empty.

48. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

49. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

50. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ainít no ordinary blowjob.

That's All Folks !!!!
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"I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson
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Old 03-18-2018, 03:07 PM   #13395
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I once had a subscription to a karate channel but it got blocked.
I also had a subscription to an egg channel but I could only get it scrambled.
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Old 03-18-2018, 03:26 PM   #13396
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I once had a subscription to a Christmas Cracker channel but it got pulled..
I also had a subscription to a Bomb Channel but it got dropped.
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It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site.
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Old 03-18-2018, 03:55 PM   #13397
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A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud,but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,"Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"
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I was going to post a timetravle joke but, no one liked it
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Old 03-18-2018, 06:42 PM   #13399
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What has a tramp & a student got in common?

They both have fuck all.
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Hear about the Irishman who thought that mow the grass was a Jewish informer.
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