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Old 02-24-2018, 07:50 PM   #13361
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During the oral exams I was told that I had a good head
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Colleen Rooney has recently bought the book "The Joy of Sex" to help with her troubled marriage.

When asked if it was a success, she tearfully said "No, it's been a disaster. Every time I get the book out, Wayne starts colouring it in."
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Old 02-24-2018, 11:09 PM   #13364
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Can we all agree?

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Can we all agree?

I don't think this belongs in this thread - since it isn't a joke or corny?
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I don't think this belongs in this thread - since it isn't a joke or corny?
It isn't funny because it's true?
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