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Old 02-05-2018, 12:41 AM   #13271
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"Lola, I'm really interested in Bodybuilding."
"Really, dick?"
"Yes, so after the party you bring your body over to my building."

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Old 02-05-2018, 12:52 AM   #13272
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I was asked to leave my job as a gynecologist.
Apparently my face didn't fit.
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Old 02-05-2018, 11:18 PM   #13273
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So the teacher asks her class, "Name a great American and say why?".
A girl replies,"Neil Armstrong. He was the first man on the moon".
"Okay then, name a great Brit and say why?"
A boy replies, "William Shakespeare. People all over the world still read and watch his plays."
"Okay then, name a great French person and say why?"
A boy replies, "Charles de Gaulle. He inspired the French resistance during World War Two".
"Okay then, name a great German and say why?"
A girl replies, "Karl Benz. He built the first ever motor car".
"Okay then. Name a great Italian and say why?"
A boy replies, "Christopher Columbus. He discovered America"
"Okay then, name a great Dane and say why?"
After a while a girl says, " Our neighbours had a Great Dane they called Prince but my Dad didn't think he was great as he kept peeing on our lawn".
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Old 02-06-2018, 01:36 AM   #13274
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'Peeing'. Right...
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OK, "urinating".
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Old 02-06-2018, 03:04 PM   #13276
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Micturating.
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Old 02-06-2018, 07:15 PM   #13277
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I found Jesus 2 weeks ago,,The trouble is my interest in porn has increased i suppose im a Porn again Christian,,,
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Old 02-06-2018, 07:21 PM   #13278
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Donna the girl next door has just got back from a holiday in eastern Europe and found out she,s pregnant,,I said have you had a check up ?,,She said no i think he was Bulgarian,,
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Old 02-06-2018, 07:29 PM   #13279
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Police are confident of catching a gang responsible for the theft of truck loads of crossword puzzles. They have plenty of clues to work on.
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Old 02-06-2018, 07:33 PM   #13280
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just bought a Chicken and an Egg off Amazon,,,,,,,,,I"ll let you know,,,
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