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Old 01-30-2018, 08:31 PM   #13271
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"My wife got so corny last night."
"Horny"
"No, Corny. She kept telling me corny jokes so I wouldn't get horny"
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Old 01-31-2018, 06:30 PM   #13272
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Old 01-31-2018, 06:46 PM   #13273
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The person stealing the soap in the toilets at work has finally come clean.
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Old 02-01-2018, 11:06 PM   #13274
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A Wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6".
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."


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Old 02-02-2018, 07:03 AM   #13275
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The President of the United States of America is Donald Trump.
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Donald Trump.
Perhaps the joke's on us?
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Old 02-02-2018, 09:05 AM   #13277
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At the local McDonald Drivein, I asked for two cheeseburgers, fries, coke and a BJ.
Imagine my suprise when I got two cheeseburgers, fries, coke and Ronald McDonald.
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A rich 90 year old man, married a gold digger 20 years old.
On their honeymoon night, the old man pulls out a Durex sheath.
"Surely you don't need one of those at your age"? she asked.
No he say's " it's just I like the smell of rubber burning"
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Old 02-02-2018, 10:23 AM   #13279
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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
Because if they were small, white and round they would be an Aspirin

What's the difference between an elephant and a mail box?
If you don't know I wouldn't trust you to post any mail

What comes in pints?
An elephant

Why do you never see elephants sitting in cherry trees?
They cunningly paint their toenails red to disguise themselves

How do elephants get down from cherry trees?
They sit on a leaf and wait until autumn

Why do crocodiles have flat heads?
They sit under cherry trees in the autumn.
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Pay day loan companies? I'm just so indebted to them.
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