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Old 01-26-2018, 12:39 PM   #13251
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My wife and I has been naming our kids after where they were concevied.
Good thing you aren't being too specific. Otherwise You'd have one named "men's room at the corner dive bar in Perth". "Living room sofa of a friend's house in Sydney" and "back seas of a rental car in Cockburn"
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My mate gets sexually aroused playing football,Last game He had to be pulled off at half time..
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Old 01-27-2018, 02:07 PM   #13253
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A brothel tried to put together a rugby squad. Everyone wanted to play hooker.
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Old 01-27-2018, 07:17 PM   #13254
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I was devastated when my wife ran off with the bloke next door.

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Old 01-28-2018, 08:37 AM   #13255
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I won't say my wife is fat but while sitting on a beach she was asked to leave because the tide needed to come in & when she stood up there was an eclipse of the sun.
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I won't say my wife is fat but while sitting on a beach she was asked to leave because the tide needed to come in & when she stood up there was an eclipse of the sun.
I wouldn't say my wife's fat, but when she passes her handbag from one hand to the other, she has to throw it.
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Yesterday, I saw the postman checking out my wife.
I went up to him and said: "Take my wife, please."
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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Doubledecker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name
'Polo, I'm the one with the hole'. She said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts'. He replied. He touched her creme eggs and put his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her flapjacks and she rubbed his tic tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his Sherbert Dibdab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got ****in Allsorts.
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Old 01-28-2018, 10:13 PM   #13259
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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Doubledecker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name
'Polo, I'm the one with the hole'. She said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts'. He replied. He touched her creme eggs and put his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her flapjacks and she rubbed his tic tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his Sherbert Dibdab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got ****in Allsorts.
Someone get this man a glucose drip STAT!
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