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Old 01-26-2018, 05:39 AM   #13241
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Old 01-26-2018, 10:22 AM   #13242
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My wife and I has been naming our kids after where they were concevied. .
Our first daughter is called Perth, our second daughter is Sydney and our first son is Cockburn (Western Australia)
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Old 01-26-2018, 11:02 AM   #13243
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Old 01-26-2018, 01:39 PM   #13244
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My wife and I has been naming our kids after where they were concevied.
Good thing you aren't being too specific. Otherwise You'd have one named "men's room at the corner dive bar in Perth". "Living room sofa of a friend's house in Sydney" and "back seas of a rental car in Cockburn"
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Old 01-27-2018, 03:07 PM   #13246
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Old 01-27-2018, 08:17 PM   #13247
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I was devastated when my wife ran off with the bloke next door.

I'm really going to miss him.
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Old 01-28-2018, 09:37 AM   #13248
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I won't say my wife is fat but while sitting on a beach she was asked to leave because the tide needed to come in & when she stood up there was an eclipse of the sun.
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I won't say my wife is fat but while sitting on a beach she was asked to leave because the tide needed to come in & when she stood up there was an eclipse of the sun.
I wouldn't say my wife's fat, but when she passes her handbag from one hand to the other, she has to throw it.
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Yesterday, I saw the postman checking out my wife.
I went up to him and said: "Take my wife, please."
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