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March 29th, 2018, 08:06 PM | #13241 |
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I can't see me and my new girlfriend lasting long, we're just too different.
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March 29th, 2018, 09:54 PM | #13242 |
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There's a new doctor at my local clinic called Dr. Duck. I hope he's not some sort of a quack.
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March 30th, 2018, 08:57 AM | #13243 |
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March 30th, 2018, 10:49 AM | #13244 |
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The local plastic surgeon has published coupons in the news paper for breast augmentation surgery. I'd take it more seriously if they weren't called "Tits Chits."
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March 30th, 2018, 03:41 PM | #13245 |
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My mate went on holiday but the airline ended up losing his luggage......................he took them to Court but lost his case
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March 30th, 2018, 04:56 PM | #13246 |
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If all coppers are bastards,Are They still the legitimate authority ?
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March 30th, 2018, 05:06 PM | #13247 |
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Gentlemen under the age of ten years, please sit on your hands!
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March 30th, 2018, 05:09 PM | #13248 |
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I've got some builders working on my house next week. They're called J. Wayne and C. Eastwood Builders. I hope they're not a pair of cowboys.
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March 30th, 2018, 08:51 PM | #13249 |
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April 1st, 2018, 02:29 PM | #13250 |
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Once there was a magical mirror.
When you told the truth it gave you things, but if you lie to it, it makes you vanish forever.
One day three college girls went to the mirror. The red head said, “I think I’m the smartest one.” Then she got a diploma, scholarship, and got accepted into all the colleges in the world. The brunette then said, “I think I’m the prettiest one.” Then she got a Corvette, mansion, a good-looking boyfriend, and a lot of money. Then the blonde said, “I think…” *poof* Then she suddenly disappeared forever!
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