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Old 01-22-2018, 11:31 PM   #13241
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I ran from a fight once and my momma said "Either you fight him or fight me"
... my momma got her ass beat that day. (Kat Williams)
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:57 PM   #13242
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I have a really great joke about communism, but it's only funny if everyone gets it
I believe that any jokes about socialism should be fairly distributed.
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I've been thinking about giving up my office job and starting a business restoring antique mirrors.

It's something I can see myself doing.
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Old 01-25-2018, 03:33 AM   #13244
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Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
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I was very saddened to learn that one of my radioactive friends passed away today. Still, I was happy to know he lived a good half-life.
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I can hear My son drilling holes,This doesn't augur well..
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One of my friends is still in the closet.
Everytime I met him I ask if he has managed to find Narnia
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My wife and I has been naming our kids after where they were concevied. .
Our first daughter is called Perth, our second daughter is Sydney and our first son is Cockburn (Western Australia)
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naming our kids after where they were concevied
Have you visited Intercourse, Pa, yet?
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