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Old 07-22-2017, 09:57 AM   #12831
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So I was watching the match when my wife started putting her hand in my shorts and tickling my balls. I say to her, "What you up to woman?" She replies, "Now you know what it feels like when you tickle my tits when I'm watching Game of Thrones".
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Old 07-22-2017, 12:31 PM   #12832
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I had the same experience at a Metallica gig but You know,Nothing really matters..

Perhaps even, Nothing Else Matters.
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Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
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Old 07-22-2017, 02:23 PM   #12834
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The condition of the man who was mauled at the teddy bear's picnic is said to be improving but he's not out of the woods yet.
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My grandmother died because we couldn't remember her blood type. As she slipped away she kept telling us to "be positive".
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To the person who hid my shoes while I was on the bouncy castle: Grow up.
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I bought a bucket from The Procul Harum hardware shop,I had to take it back though,I wanted a whiter shade of pail..
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I hired the Rolling Stones decorators. Their answer to everything was paint it black.
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When my boss was recruiting we once got CVs from David Bowie and Freddie Mercury. They both said that they worked well Under Pressure.
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