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Old 07-24-2017, 09:34 AM   #12831
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Old 07-24-2017, 05:22 PM   #12832
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When my boss was recruiting we once got CVs from David Bowie and Freddie Mercury. They both said that they worked well Under Pressure.
Queen's auditions for a lead guitarist were inconclusive.

They only ended up with a May. B.

(That only just occurred to me!)
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Old 07-24-2017, 07:57 PM   #12833
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Queen's auditions for a lead guitarist were inconclusive.

They only ended up with a May. B.

(That only just occurred to me!)
I do recall that my boss did hire some Big Bottomed Girls.
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:25 PM   #12834
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Queen's auditions for a lead guitarist were inconclusive.

They only ended up with a May. B.

(That only just occurred to me!)

inconclusive interview, another one bites the dust!

(see what i did there)
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I was also included wile auditioning David B. and Freddie M. and I told those guys that my favorite chord ever, is the K#majAb.
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My boss yelled "You've been late 5 times this week! Do you know what that means?" Apparently "It's Friday" wasn't the correct answer.
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Me: What did you say?

Son: The 'C' word.

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I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay this morning and thought to myself... I wonder what his handicap is?
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