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Old 07-27-2017, 02:28 PM   #12831
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I booked an Asian escort last night but she arrived 3 hours late. She loved me wrong time.
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Old 07-27-2017, 08:18 PM   #12832
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Old 07-28-2017, 10:40 AM   #12833
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I was asked to leave the local swimming pool today because I was wearing a tight pair of budgie smugglers and the life guard noticed the rather large bulge in my trunks and said it might upset some of the other swimmers.

I pointed out another guy with similar trunks & asked why he was not asked to leave.
They replied "because he hasn't shit himself".
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Old 07-28-2017, 10:40 AM   #12834
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I was walking past Ladbrokes the other day and in the window it said "Open Sunday: 11-2".

I thought, I'll have a tenner on that, after all they've been open the last three weekends.
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Old 07-28-2017, 01:49 PM   #12835
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I for one,Love Roman numerals..
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Old 07-28-2017, 02:05 PM   #12836
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The guy who invented corrective text died last week ,

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Old 07-28-2017, 05:08 PM   #12837
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HaHa Brilliant!!!!.............
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Old 07-28-2017, 07:46 PM   #12838
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Being a locksmith is a good career choice. It can really open doors.
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Old 07-29-2017, 04:20 PM   #12839
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So I went to this job interview and they told me, "The day starts here at 8.30 am". I replied, "Funny that, it's starts at midnight everywhere else".
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