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Old 03-03-2017, 02:07 PM   #12331
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I nearly fell in!
Don't tell me: the pool was nearly empty at the time?
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Old 03-03-2017, 04:25 PM   #12332
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Old 03-04-2017, 06:15 PM   #12333
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I once had this idea for a robotic racehorse but it fell at the first hurdle.
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Old 03-04-2017, 07:04 PM   #12334
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People keep asking me where I see myself in 3 years.

Come on, I don't have 2020 vision!
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Old 03-04-2017, 11:16 PM   #12335
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I've been invited to this year's Fibonacci convention.

It promises to be as big as the last 2 put together.
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Old 03-05-2017, 01:23 AM   #12336
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^^ I would invite my friend root -1, but he's imaginary. Root 2 could come, but she's so irrational. I'm just hoping there's pi.
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My sexy neighbour called round the other day. She said to me, "You steal any of my underwear from my washing line again I'm going straight to the police."
I nearly shit in her pants.
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I'd like to thank my legs for always supporting me, my arms for always being by my side and my fingers...

I could always count on them.
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Old 03-07-2017, 08:47 AM   #12339
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Lindsey Pelas was being witty recently on Twitter.

Fan: Is modeling your Korea?
Lindsey: Yes, I'd rather work than Bangkok.

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Old 03-10-2017, 03:36 PM   #12340
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