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Old 04-27-2017, 08:58 PM   #12331
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A man appeared in court today and pleaded guilty to damaging a library book by using Correction Fluid on all the full stops.

He's expecting a long sentence...
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Old 04-27-2017, 09:12 PM   #12332
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A man appeared in court today and pleaded guilty to damaging a library book by using Correction Fluid on all the full stops.

He's expecting a long sentence...
He'll be spending a period in jail..
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Old 04-27-2017, 09:23 PM   #12333
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I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
That's why your business folded.

(P.S. You had me in creases )
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He'll be spending a period in jail..
At least he won't get Capital punishment.
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At least he won't get Capital punishment.
That's why it wasn't heard in the High Court.

It was a lower case.
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That's why it wasn't heard in the High Court.

It was a lower case.
Comma on, now. That was horrid.
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