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Old 03-12-2017, 06:25 PM   #12331
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I was asked to provide the initial of the first name and the last name of my favourite philosopher.

I said I Kant.
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Old 03-12-2017, 06:27 PM   #12332
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVDs, except one...
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Old 03-12-2017, 11:55 PM   #12333
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I was asked to provide the initial of the first name and the last name of my favourite philosopher.

I said I Kant.
He was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
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Old 03-13-2017, 03:03 PM   #12334
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He was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table


off-topic, sorry


on-topic:
question: What is blue, but not as heavy?
answer: lightblue...

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Old 03-13-2017, 09:44 PM   #12335
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Old 03-14-2017, 04:56 PM   #12336
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My mate bought one of these new American sex robots.
Very lifelike.
She dumped him.
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Old 03-14-2017, 07:30 PM   #12337
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Who Pays The Checkers?

There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.

If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms?

Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers, the people using the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom?

And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers?

Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked?

How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers?

What has this country come to when the U.S. Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors?

Their Motto Will Be ...........???

"If You gotta pee - We gotta see!"

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Old 03-14-2017, 08:04 PM   #12338
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It's great that corny jokes are available in various languages.

Here's one in Spanish.



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Old 03-14-2017, 08:08 PM   #12339
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Holmes said to Watson "Come on, let's go, the game is afoot".

Watson replies "I've just got to go to the bathroom first".

After quite some time, Watson hasn't returned, so Holmes goes to the bathroom door and says "I've deduced you are constipated Watson".

Watson retorts "Yeah, no shit Sherlock".
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A man goes into a pet shop. He says: ‘I’d like to buy a wasp please.’ The shopkeeper says: ‘Sorry Sir, but we don’t sell wasps.’ Man says: ‘But you’ve got one in the window!!’
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