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Old September 20th, 2017, 09:25 PM   #71
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A. It's on VEF for chryssakes!!

Q. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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Because they know you've always got bread crumbs.

What famous person's picture is on your wall or desk?
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Old September 20th, 2017, 09:48 PM   #74
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Because they know you've always got bread crumbs.

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A. That is a thread in itself - but I have a photo of me with fiddle player extraordinaire the late, great Dave Swarbrick.

Q. Does the pope shit in the woods and are bears catholic?
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Q. Does the pope shit in the woods and are bears catholic?
A. I don't think so but he gets a but RC when you ask him. Bears are not Catholic but their opposite side in the trading floor, Bulls definitely are.

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A. Only if your listening to a special Tony Christie remix

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A. Certainly better than C-Rations

Q. Is that all there is?
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A. Na! There's lumps of it round the back.



Q. When exactly is the 12th of never?
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A: The day after "Go F*** Yourself" Day.

Q: What are your qualifications?
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