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Old January 31st, 2018, 02:34 PM   #5411
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If you do scuba diving have you or have you not ever had an emergency with your breathing tanks?
Not (Thanks to the Gills )

Would you rather date a woman ,

Who physically isn't exactly your type yet who doesn't try to change you Or One that a hundred percent is and never stops trying ?
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Old January 31st, 2018, 03:18 PM   #5412
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I will date any kind of woman. She can even be ugly and fat as long as she has a spongy bum(or as we say in America: butt)

Have you or have you not ever eaten a chicken hot dog?
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Have you or have you not ever eaten a chicken hot dog?
Not ( As never done heard of such a thing before so`s I hasn't )

Give up against seemingly insurmountable odds Or Finish that nine foot by nine foot triple pepperoni pizza ?
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Old January 31st, 2018, 03:39 PM   #5414
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That which we are, we are;

One equal temper of heroic hearts,

Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. Tennyson. Never give up,

because I never could eat such a big pizza. I might explode!
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Ski at 45 degree angle. Too many rocks at the base of the Falls, can't be sure of the landing.

Tacos/burritos with sour cream; yes or no?

(Re: finishing a 9'x9' triple-pepperoni pizza. I'm gonna finish it. Nobody said I had to do it in one sitting.)
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No sour cream(it drowns out the other flavors).


Tacos/burritos made with beef or chicken?
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No sour cream(it drowns out the other flavors).


Tacos/burritos made with beef or chicken?
Beef. Chicken burritos? How disgusting.

Sausage and egg and cheese biscuit or bacon egg and cheese on a croissant?
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Bacon, egg, and cheese on a croissant


Scrambled eggs or an egg and vegetable omelet?
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Scrambled.

Sunny-side up or over easy?
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I have never had either, but over easy is less repulsive!


Do you or do you not like pears?
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