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Old August 10th, 2014, 03:04 PM   #1181
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C'mon, haven't you ever played chicken?
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Old August 11th, 2014, 04:02 AM   #1182
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A bit abusive you might think?
Not to worry, she actually finds this a much more pleasurable and
enjoyable way of doing her daily workout than a boring gym!
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One of those "Right Way/Wrong Way" demonstration pics you might
see in an instruction manual -- This one being the "Wrong Way" pic.


I'm not a golfer but I know damn well that is certainly
not the proper way to hold a golf club!

(If she makes that putt I'll buy her the golf course!)
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Old August 11th, 2014, 04:31 AM   #1184
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This cake may look funny at first, but new nurse nicole knows that this is just a sneak preview of the real old poopy infested smelly arses she'll have to clean everyday at the old people nursing home.
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Err... I'm sure it would make a wonderful cover for a different book - but mine is actually called 'Kent On A Bike'...
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