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Old January 8th, 2017, 09:54 PM   #10
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Wish granted, however, you're disguise was not made right and it is falling to pieces. One day you make a date with Emma Watson to go to this fancy restaurant. You order an expensive wine and a fabulous feast and Ms Watson is very impressed, and she fawns over you, but then your disguise falls apart and your real face comes out and Ms Watson screams. The other customers scream too because you have the face of Justin Bieber. Emma throws her dinner plate filled with food into your face, and throws her wine glass into your face too, and she runs out of the restaurant with a look of disgust on her face. The maitre d calls security and these two big beefy guys drag you out of your seat and throw you out of the restaurant into the street just as a cab is pulling up. The cab hits you and you are catapulted 60 feet into the air and fall through a big plate of glass in the next door dress shop. A large piece of glass slices your head off.


I wish that when Donald Trump finally takes the office of POTUS, all his big bank accounts are frozen because the business world finds out that many of his biggest business deals were crooked.
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