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Old January 27th, 2018, 02:00 PM   #2151
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lagerlout though he was going to make the Olympics in the snatch, clean and jerk. Then he found out that it had to do with weightlifting.
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Old January 27th, 2018, 04:11 PM   #2152
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Haroldeye finally recognizes that the only taste of democracy UK ever had came from EU elections. He regrets the awful unelected UK Monarch & Lords. He knows the UK parliament is an unrepresentative farce; and having no written Constitution is such a serious flaw, that his country never knows what it's doing, especially now

In desperation, he applied for anyone's citizenship, so long as it was EU
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Old January 27th, 2018, 08:30 PM   #2153
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Haroldeye finally recognizes that the only taste of democracy UK ever had came from EU elections. He regrets the awful unelected UK Monarch & Lords. He knows the UK parliament is an unrepresentative farce; and having no written Constitution is such a serious flaw, that his country never knows what it's doing, especially now

In desperation, he applied for anyone's citizenship, so long as it was EU
But he still thinks that Russia is a workers paradise. led by Palo5.
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Old January 27th, 2018, 10:12 PM   #2154
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Once you go black you never go back.
The opposite is true with Kelio: Once you go Kelio you never return to him
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Old January 28th, 2018, 09:06 AM   #2155
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Haroldeye finally recognizes that the only taste of democracy UK ever had came from EU elections. He regrets the awful unelected UK Monarch & Lords. He knows the UK parliament is an unrepresentative farce; and having no written Constitution is such a serious flaw, that his country never knows what it's doing, especially now

In desperation, he applied for anyone's citizenship, so long as it was EU
I have my applications in for both my Polish and German passports. In addition I am practising the new songs for the EU, 'The Jean Claude Wessel lied' and the Guy(Verhofstadt) vinezza. As a British contribution I am reworking the lyrics of the Vicar of Bray to fit in with Verhofstadts political careeer.
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Sandhunter got lost on his way to the Mexican Border or atleast that is what he told the Swedish Police
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Estreeter says aborigines give the best BJs. How does he know?
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I have my applications in for both my Polish and German passports. In addition I am practising the new songs for the EU, 'The Jean Claude Wessel lied' and the Guy(Verhofstadt) vinezza. As a British contribution I am reworking the lyrics of the Vicar of Bray to fit in with Verhofstadts political careeer.
And it's a long long way to Tipperary too. And palo's right there.
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Estreeter says aborigines give the best BJs. How does he know?
Because he's an Aubergine. Sorry Aborigine
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