Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 209

**Brecht** · January 18th, 2018, 04:33 AM

kelio is picking up chicks with Marquis de Sade quotes.

**ball7** · January 18th, 2018, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brecht

kelio is picking up chicks with Marquis de Sade quotes.

Nice one. And according to Kelio it works.

Gregor Samsa and Brecht have so much in common.

Estreeter · January 18th, 2018, 10:29 AM

ball7 is a professional film editor and works for a production company that works exclusively with Gay porn

**trailmaster** · January 18th, 2018, 11:42 AM

MaxJoker when he is not modding likes to go out onto the streets of his hometown with his mobile phone and take photos of women. Specifically he likes to get as close as he can to these women so he can get a photo of their bums. One day though he got too close. Suddenly this woman turns around and says to him. "Hey what are you doing. I don't know you. What are you doing trying to take a picture of me bum? Are you some kind of pervert"?. And before MaxJoker can react the woman grabs the phone out his hands and throws it to the ground where it shatters. Just then a policeman appears. The woman says. "Now you are going to get it. Once he gets the photos then you're going to court and I will be a witness and then you will go to prison for 20 years"!. By now MaxJoker is frozen, unable to move and his legs and arms start to twitch. The policeman asks him where is the phone and MaxJoker says that it is on the ground. The policeman finds it , but after he examines it he says to the woman, "miss, this camera is broken and the memory card is ruined. I can't retreive any of the photos". The woman is now hysterical and lunges for MaxJoker but the cop intervenes and grabs her before she can touch MaxJokershe says "I better not see you in this neighborhood ever again. I don't care if you have a camera or not. I will scream rape and bloody murder"!. The cop says to her that she is getting too worked up and that she should just go home, and she walks away fuming. MaxJoker by this time is red faced, teary, and shaking all over. He thinks to himself. Whew that was a close one, and he goes home , but on the way home he becomes so sick that he throws up. The next day he gets a new phone and is back doing the same thing, but this time he makes sure that he does not get too close to the women, and all the while he is thinking about that woman. "Darn stupid cow"!

Estreeter · January 18th, 2018, 12:24 PM

palo5 has never flushed his toilet, he don't need to, just does his business over the balcony rail

**sandhunter** · January 18th, 2018, 04:18 PM

Estreeter will retire this year and his wifey wants to move to Chicago so they can be close to their good friend TM but Estreeter has put his foot down and says they will move to England and live in a certain Attic

**palo5** · January 18th, 2018, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandhunter

Estreeter will retire this year and his wifey wants to move to Chicago so they can be close to their good friend TM but Estreeter has put his foot down and says they will move to England and live in a certain Attic

If it's a choice between gangster Chicago and an attic, what choice could Estreeter possibly have?

**ball7** · January 18th, 2018, 05:19 PM

Mal Hombre is taking time off in order to deal with some personal business.
So if you hear Raul Castro has been murdered, you will know Mal has performed his task.

**ball7** · January 18th, 2018, 09:32 PM

Wimbo met his wife while attending college.
He was the football hero and she was the lunchlady.

**Glen Quagmire** · January 18th, 2018, 09:36 PM

Yesterday Estreeter felt the greatest pain he ever felt.
His toilet-brush got stuck in his bum.

The peak of pain was when his wife helped him pull it out.
Oddly enough he asked her to press it back in a couple of times.

January 18th, 2018, 10:29 AM	#2083
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January 18th, 2018, 12:24 PM	#2085
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January 18th, 2018, 04:33 AM	#2081
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	kelio is picking up chicks with Marquis de Sade quotes.

January 18th, 2018, 11:42 AM	#2084
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,212 Times in 60,071 Posts	MaxJoker when he is not modding likes to go out onto the streets of his hometown with his mobile phone and take photos of women. Specifically he likes to get as close as he can to these women so he can get a photo of their bums. One day though he got too close. Suddenly this woman turns around and says to him. "Hey what are you doing. I don't know you. What are you doing trying to take a picture of me bum? Are you some kind of pervert"?. And before MaxJoker can react the woman grabs the phone out his hands and throws it to the ground where it shatters. Just then a policeman appears. The woman says. "Now you are going to get it. Once he gets the photos then you're going to court and I will be a witness and then you will go to prison for 20 years"!. By now MaxJoker is frozen, unable to move and his legs and arms start to twitch. The policeman asks him where is the phone and MaxJoker says that it is on the ground. The policeman finds it , but after he examines it he says to the woman, "miss, this camera is broken and the memory card is ruined. I can't retreive any of the photos". The woman is now hysterical and lunges for MaxJoker but the cop intervenes and grabs her before she can touch MaxJokershe says "I better not see you in this neighborhood ever again. I don't care if you have a camera or not. I will scream rape and bloody murder"!. The cop says to her that she is getting too worked up and that she should just go home, and she walks away fuming. MaxJoker by this time is red faced, teary, and shaking all over. He thinks to himself. Whew that was a close one, and he goes home , but on the way home he becomes so sick that he throws up. The next day he gets a new phone and is back doing the same thing, but this time he makes sure that he does not get too close to the women, and all the while he is thinking about that woman. "Darn stupid cow"!

January 18th, 2018, 04:18 PM	#2086
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,312 Times in 13,886 Posts	Estreeter will retire this year and his wifey wants to move to Chicago so they can be close to their good friend TM but Estreeter has put his foot down and says they will move to England and live in a certain Attic

January 18th, 2018, 05:19 PM	#2088
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Mal Hombre is taking time off in order to deal with some personal business. So if you hear Raul Castro has been murdered, you will know Mal has performed his task.

January 18th, 2018, 09:32 PM	#2089
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Wimbo met his wife while attending college. He was the football hero and she was the lunchlady.