Boyhood masturbation experiments

[Old Jud]

Originally Posted by ikeswanson

I've taken a very warm, sun-ripened cantaloupe, cut a hole in the end, and fucked it. I never tried this as a kid, I actually did it in front of the wife. She got really horny watching me, too. It's not too bad either, if you get the hole sized just right so It's a tight squeeze in.

When I was a kid I would place two pillows together then stuff my cock between them and hump it until I came. I believe I would put some saran wrap on my cock so I didn't cream all over the pillows. I've tried many lubes and lotions as well. The first time I put vaseline on my cock it felt so good I came immediately. That stuff is really hard to get off though.

We used to have a very soft lounge chair in the living room that was just the right height to stick my cock between the cushions and fuck. I wore that thing out.

I use a fleshlight in now and find it to be the best thing in place of the wife. Usually I jerk off with my hand and some lube then just before I come I stuff my cock in the fleshlight and have a very strong orgasm.


Ike

Are you a furniture Salesman Ike?

[ikeswanson]

Originally Posted by Old Jud

Are you a furniture Salesman Ike?

Ha ha ha! If that particular style chair comes back into style, I just might get into that business!


Ike

[dbailey]

Originally Posted by Old Jud

Are you a furniture Salesman Ike?

Hahahahahaha.....Lol best question all year

The clue is in his name.....Ike a furniture salesman

[Sir Honkers]

With one hand, hold dad's National Geographic open at a picture of a naked Zulu lady, stroke penis rapidly with baby oil covered other hand, was about as experimental as I got.

[dbailey]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

With one hand, hold dad's National Geographic open at a picture of a naked Zulu lady, stroke penis rapidly with baby oil covered other hand, was about as experimental as I got.

heh, in the old days all we had was catalogue shopping, those giant yellow pages sized books printed on glossy paper from Empire, Grattan and the like.

The women's section for Bra's often without the face of the model, searching for a pokey and then the lower half brief section searching for a glimpse of pubes........I was 18 before I realised that women came fully joined up!!! In fact only the 'bikini' section had the whole deal including the model's face but it was always the smallest section......oh how I dreamed of swimwear catalogues and the idea of a Victoria's Secret catalogue to a young boy back in the 1970's would probably have resulted in ejaculating the whole bollock!!

Now baby oil, not something we had......castor oil yes! and olive oil for ear-ache..yes.......and Cussons Imperial Leather soap.....but oil.....

[Schwenck]

Youthful Experiments

I have a foreskin, so all my early wanking was via my foreskin.
I eventually found it was better with the foreskin retracted, but that needed some lubricant to work, so as a horny teenager, the search was on:

Skin Cream - ok at first, but didn't last
Brylcream - was pretty good, actually
Shampoo - some wasn't too bad, but mostly not good
Olive Oli - very good, but it was not generally where you needed it, ie in the bathroom
Toothpaste - obviously depends on which paste, but only when you are desperate
Soap - again, if you are desperate. A lot just about works
Vaseline - this is fine, if a bit stodgy. But have you seen how quickly the Vaseline jar is emptying?
Condoms - stolen from the people I baby sat for, these could be good for wanking, but I didn't have many of these.
Various other female lotions - these all tended to dry up to quickly
Body Wash - some of these are not too bad, but were not available when I was a teenager
Baby Lotion - the answer, when I was a teenager. Once discovered, I bought my own (large) bottle and experimenting largely stopped.

Once I was settled on Baby Lotion, I made my own fake vagina from a piece of sponge (about 1 inch thick), covered on one side with plastic (from a plastic carrier bag). I would roll it up, stick it between my mattress and bed base, lube up my cock with baby oil, put selected mags on the bed and then fuck that fake like mad. Fantastic. Keeping it clean was the main problem, but luckily I was next door to the bathroom. There is something about a simulated fuck wank that hits other buttons, but I still love a hand wank, which hits other buttons.

If I hand wanked, (which was the majority of the time) in bed, (rather than the bathroom, which is where a lot of experimenting went on), then I would use baby lotion and ejaculate into an old pajama bottoms, which I gave up wearing when I was 12. These were kept under my bed, and turned up clean and washed every couple of weeks, about which nothing was ever said. My mum was very tolerant of my very frequent masturbation practice (although she wasn't so keen when I was around 6-7 years old) and my growing collection of wank books. Nothing was mentioned, though. Interestingly, there was a really nice feeling cumming into freshly washed pajama bottoms!

[denton7]

Used to rub myself off mattress , dry humping didn't even realize what or why, lol wasn't very dry , used to cum in my pj's, probably up til about 12

[nick stone]

I remember me and a mate use to go on porno mag hunts....and one day I came up on a stash without him, but days later he popped round to see them....I got call down stairs for some reason and when I came back I noticed through the gap in the door my mate was wanking to the mags.....I walked in quietly and he looked up and not a bit bother....he said want to join me so I kneeled beside him and we took turns in turning over the pages as we wanked.....at some point he reached across and took hold of my cock and finished me off over the magazine. We then what seemed like a long hot summer of 1987 we wanked each other off hundreds of times not just to porn, but if we were playing say in the park he would say in a very nonchalant way fancy a wank then we would pop into the bushes and wank each other off standing up....cumimg on the grass.....once he did wank me off and just as I came he wrapped his lips around my cock and drank the lot....but we never did that again or spoke of it....we still did wank after that but as we got girls friends it just stopped....but will never forget that summer of porno hunts and wanks....

[Moohc]

I had an inflatable pumpkin with a channel running up the middle that was designed to take one of those glowsticks that you snap to light. I quickly discovered that it was a nice and tight fit for other things, plus it was deliciously obscene the way I could see my dick inside through the clear eyes and mouth of the jackoff-o-lantern. But, boyhood guilt and fear made me get rid of it to my immediate regret. I bought a replacement the next year, but they had added a hard plastic disc to the entrance with an X cut into it to allow insertion of the light. I've always wondered if they did that because they figured out what boys were doing to their poor pumpkins. I took a knife and tried to cut the disc away, but it first left sharp points of plastic. When I removed those, I knicked the soft plastic and it wouldn't hold air for long. Long enough, as it turned out.

Oops, this is a repeat story. Oh, well, Happy Halloween!

[eib fan]

Originally Posted by nick stone

I remember me and a mate use to go on porno mag hunts....and one day I came up on a stash without him, but days later he popped round to see them....I got call down stairs for some reason and when I came back I noticed through the gap in the door my mate was wanking to the mags.....I walked in quietly and he looked up and not a bit bother....he said want to join me so I kneeled beside him and we took turns in turning over the pages as we wanked.....at some point he reached across and took hold of my cock and finished me off over the magazine. We then what seemed like a long hot summer of 1987 we wanked each other off hundreds of times not just to porn, but if we were playing say in the park he would say in a very nonchalant way fancy a wank then we would pop into the bushes and wank each other off standing up....cumimg on the grass.....once he did wank me off and just as I came he wrapped his lips around my cock and drank the lot....but we never did that again or spoke of it....we still did wank after that but as we got girls friends it just stopped....but will never forget that summer of porno hunts and wanks....

I always wanted an experience like that. I went to an all male high school and if I just knew my bisexuality then, I could have had it. A friend even helped me sneak into a locked up bathroom in the school and I'm pretty sure he wanted to try something with me but I was clueless and nervous and was more interested in the ladies at the time. Of course I was also too clueless and nervous to score when my first GF gave me three separate opportunities to do so. I was wanking furiously at home everyday but I might as well have been mentally challenged when it came to interactions with real people. Sigh