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Old September 26th, 2018, 10:47 PM   #3821
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E better not try any of that anal bullshit with me
if he values his life and knows what's good for him!

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Girl on the right: Ooooo what a cheeky girl!
Girl on the left: What a bloody tramp!
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Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange
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Hey, if you can suck on that cancer stick then here suck on this!
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I never heard of prostitutes being entitled to a cigarette break before..
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Excuse me, would you mind please going limp so I can get down.
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