November 28th, 2009, 08:06 PM | #11 |
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" If you`re reading this why aren`t you dead yet ?, you said you couldn`t live without me "
Or for a more lighthearted touch " Now they laid me down to rest , what i`ll miss most , your mothers breast "
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November 28th, 2009, 09:21 PM | #12 |
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I quite like that idea. Unfortunately Confusion, will be my Epitath
I Googled this site last night http://www.webpanda.com/ponder/epitaphs.htm, which has some truley strange "real" headstones.. Including this one Grieve not for me my husband dear. I am not dead but sleeping here. With patience wait - perforce to die And in a short time you'll come to I. (And the husband added): I am not grieved, my dearest life. Sleep on, I've got another wife. Therefore, I cannot come to thee For I must go and live with she. I plant these shrubs upon your grave dear wife That something on this spot may boast of life. Shrubs must wither and all earth must rot. Shrubs may revive, but you thank heaven will not. |
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stop reading this and dig me up i aint dead yet
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