What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 30

**tygrkhat40** · December 13th, 2015, 02:56 PM

288. If you just gave up smoking, drinking and sniffing glue, a crisis at work won't help your resolve.

**Mal Hombre** · December 13th, 2015, 03:13 PM

289.You'll never get over Macho Grande...

**ManofKent** · December 13th, 2015, 03:46 PM

290=Why is it the interior of the Starship Enterprise (The Bridge, Corridors, Engineering etc) is always so spotlessly clean and tidy, and yet we never see anyone cleaning or vacuuming the floor?
Not a speck of dust or dirt anywhere....

291=If Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S Enterprise is indeed French (has his name suggests) why does he speak with a Yorkshire accent (courtesy of Patrick Stewart)?

MaxJoker · December 13th, 2015, 04:49 PM

292 ~ Our hero never misses

293 ~ His leading lady seldom disses

294 ~ Co star side kicks are there purely for previous reminisces

Plus !

295 ~ The main villain is usually always guaranteed to be throughly bloody useless and of course thin limp wristed English

**beutelwolf** · December 13th, 2015, 06:15 PM

296 if you feel ambivalent about adopting a pet, and your girlfriend is dead against it, you are about to dump her - and get a pet and a new girlfriend.

**CARLTON BROWN** · December 13th, 2015, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

283 Pop Corn tastes like cardboard
284 Seats are uncomfortable
285 Some people just cannot shut the fuck up
286 It's OK to sell flat Coke

And there are always phones and texting.

**beutelwolf** · December 13th, 2015, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

283 Pop Corn tastes like cardboard
284 Seats are uncomfortable
285 Some people just cannot shut the fuck up
286 It's OK to sell flat Coke

My regular cinema-going days are long gone, but way back then...

...they didn't sell pop corn or Coke at the Kino - instead, during the break the usherette would walk the aisles and sell ice cream. On the other hand I find today's seats in our local cinema very comfortable compared to those distant memories, and that despite putting on a few stone in the intervening decades...

~~rodak~~ · December 14th, 2015, 09:43 PM

287. Cemeteries generate their own weather. Usually rainstorms… and not just gentle sprinkles, but biblical downpours.

~~rodak~~ · December 15th, 2015, 07:48 PM

288. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

**ManofKent** · December 16th, 2015, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rodak

288. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

289=A bit like St Paul's Cathedral in London, where whenever a TV show/film is set in London it will appear in a shot at some point.

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December 13th, 2015, 03:46 PM	#293
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	290=Why is it the interior of the Starship Enterprise (The Bridge, Corridors, Engineering etc) is always so spotlessly clean and tidy, and yet we never see anyone cleaning or vacuuming the floor? Not a speck of dust or dirt anywhere.... 291=If Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S Enterprise is indeed French (has his name suggests) why does he speak with a Yorkshire accent (courtesy of Patrick Stewart)?

December 13th, 2015, 06:15 PM	#295
beutelwolf paludicolous paravant Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Perfidious Albion Posts: 26,735 Thanks: 75,664 Thanked 745,375 Times in 26,855 Posts	296 if you feel ambivalent about adopting a pet, and your girlfriend is dead against it, you are about to dump her - and get a pet and a new girlfriend.

December 14th, 2015, 09:43 PM	#298
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	287. Cemeteries generate their own weather. Usually rainstorms… and not just gentle sprinkles, but biblical downpours.

December 15th, 2015, 07:48 PM	#299
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	288. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.