What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 23

**ManofKent** · November 30th, 2015, 11:32 AM

187=If your in a WW2 war movie, and you disguise yourself has an enemy soldier, whenever you speak to the enemy in their own language you do nothing to disguise your own ACCENT!
If an English/American soldier dresses up has a German soldier and infiltrates a German base, the German soldiers never think "Why is that German soldier speaking with an English/American accent?"

**palo5** · November 30th, 2015, 11:52 AM

188. ^^ On the other hand you can be a Gestapo officer with a convincing German accent, but still be unable to pronounce German place names (Where Eagles Dare)

~~rodak~~ · November 30th, 2015, 08:08 PM

189. Sunglasses don’t just look cool, they also reveal hidden aliens

**seany65** · November 30th, 2015, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ManofKent

187=If your in a WW2 war movie, and you disguise yourself has an enemy soldier, whenever you speak to the enemy in their own language you do nothing to disguise your own ACCENT!
If an English/American soldier dresses up has a German soldier and infiltrates a German base, the German soldiers never think "Why is that German soldier speaking with an English/American accent?"

They are thinking that because they themselves are not real German soldiers. if they were real German soldiers thinking that, they would actually think :

"Vy iss dat Cherman soldier shpeaking in einer Britisher/Amerikanisch agszent?"

~~rodak~~ · December 1st, 2015, 07:50 PM

190. If you kill a unicorn it will plunge the world into eternal darkness.

Estreeter · December 2nd, 2015, 12:28 PM

191, The Bad Guys never win

**ManofKent** · December 2nd, 2015, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

191, The Bad Guys never win

With the possible exception of the 1978 remake of the Invasion of the Body Snatchers, starring Donald Sutherland.

For those of you who have not seen it I wont say how it ends, but those who have seen it right to the (extremely creepy) end will know what I'm talking about.

**PJayBr** · December 2nd, 2015, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

191, The Bad Guys never win

Have you never seen the classic spaghetti western "The Great Silence" with one of the carkest endings ever.......

~~rodak~~ · December 2nd, 2015, 07:47 PM

192. Arcade games are perfect training simulations for fighting in intergalactic wars. If I ever get the high score, I’ll be recruited to fight an evil armada.

**bawjaws** · December 2nd, 2015, 09:44 PM

193 there are very few fat people in America
194 if you screw a small silencer on to any gun the sound will be reduced to an almost
inaudible phut sound
195 no gun has a recoil of any kind, meaning they can be fired repeatably with one hand, at arms
length, with supreme accuracy (unless of course your the baddy)

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November 30th, 2015, 11:32 AM	#221
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	187=If your in a WW2 war movie, and you disguise yourself has an enemy soldier, whenever you speak to the enemy in their own language you do nothing to disguise your own ACCENT! If an English/American soldier dresses up has a German soldier and infiltrates a German base, the German soldiers never think "Why is that German soldier speaking with an English/American accent?"

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