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October 31st, 2014, 08:17 PM	#11
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,689 Times in 57,565 Posts	Yo' Momma so ugly,She make an onion cry..... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 1st, 2014, 12:47 AM	#12
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	Yo Mama's so fat, When She goes to the movie theater.. She sits next to everyone!

November 2nd, 2014, 05:16 AM	#13
JJ3027 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 592 Thanks: 20,932 Thanked 8,074 Times in 589 Posts	Alright,.... Yo Momma so fat and ugly even Wal Mart won't let her in their stores....

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November 2nd, 2014, 08:05 AM	#14
scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,237 Thanks: 162,389 Thanked 278,426 Times in 26,182 Posts	Yo momma so fat they have to check out her weight at the docks. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 27th, 2015, 06:24 PM	#15
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,802 Times in 12,571 Posts	Yo mama's ass is so hairy they have it on a sign at Yellowstone saying "Don't feed the bears" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

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October 18th, 2015, 07:44 AM	#16
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,689 Times in 57,565 Posts	Yo Mama so ugly,Trick or Treaters give Her candy... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 22nd, 2015, 09:49 AM	#17
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 449,715 Thanked 896,771 Times in 60,316 Posts	Yo Mama is so fat, Lard manufactures use her face on the packaging __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 8th, 2016, 01:44 PM	#18
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,889 Thanks: 1,328,976 Thanked 707,169 Times in 60,062 Posts	Yo mama is so ugly she has to tie a lamb chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

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May 8th, 2016, 03:26 PM	#19
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,782 Times in 60,861 Posts	Your momma so fat she make Jabba the Hut look thin.

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May 17th, 2018, 03:27 PM	#20
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