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Old January 23rd, 2014, 05:33 PM   #1
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The first in an occasional series..Look this is not My idea... Max made me do it..
Would You rather be fisted by the chubby,living fist of Queen of Pop ,Dame Elton John?

Or the no longer living and I dare say lot less chubby fist of Walrus of Lurve,Barry White ?


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Old January 23rd, 2014, 05:41 PM   #2
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The first in an occasional series..Look this is not My idea... Max made me do it..
You flipping fibbing Chinaman

All I said was "Start this thread Mal ,otherwise i`ll ban ya arse".

Never once did I force you



In answer to your thread question though.

I`d rather be fisted by Barry White.

As at least unlike Elton he`s dead, so wouldn't enjoy it.
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Old January 23rd, 2014, 05:57 PM   #3
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Eat rancid road kill.



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A McDonald`s double cheese burger
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Would you rather have a wand or a lightsaber?
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A lightsaber.

Would you rather have a BMW M3 or a Porsche 911?
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M3. Legend. Unbeatable.

Would you rather have only sex with Hilary Clinton for the rest of your life or give head to Hugh Grant once?
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Not a great choice, but like many of our elections in the US, a choice of the lesser of two evils. It would have to be Hugh Grant just the once.

Would you rather see your favorite porn star or glamour model dancing in a strip club, but you can't touch her, and she has no interest in you, or have sex with a woman you don't find attractive?
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I'd go for the glam model. Eyecandy reason.

Would you rather be a wellknown rockstar or a wellknown actor?
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Actor. More variety of work and less pressure to be creative.

Would you rather be a superhero like Superman, Spider-Man or Wolverine or a superhero like Batman, Green Arrow or Hawkeye; i.e. superpowered or superskilled?
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Superskilled - there seems to be more money in it! ;-)

Would you rather off yourself in a proven even if messy way, or "make it look like an accident"?
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