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April 22nd, 2017, 02:17 PM	#311
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	The tractors stuck and the tow chains broke. Can I borrow your girdle? __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 15th, 2017, 11:08 AM	#312
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	312 Q. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? A. Outlaws are wanted.

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November 4th, 2017, 04:26 PM	#313
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	313 ~ Do you mind crossing your legs ?. I've not eaten yet and you`re putting me off lunch __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 17th, 2018, 08:43 AM	#314
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	314 Of course you are a MILF.....Mother In Law....FUUUUCK! __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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October 17th, 2018, 01:45 PM	#315
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	#314 Morning Mrs Webster, have you seen my mate Bob who came on Debbie's face before me last night?

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October 17th, 2018, 02:41 PM	#316
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Well Christmas is coming up and I`d rather spend me money elsewhere 315 ~ Is it too late to abort your daughter ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 22nd, 2018, 06:03 PM	#317
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	316 We absolutely don't celebrate Chrsistmas this year neither new eve.

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October 22nd, 2018, 07:06 PM	#318
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	317 I wish your daughter appreciated eggs and bacon more than anal sex

October 23rd, 2018, 02:13 AM	#319
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,214 Times in 29,871 Posts	318 do the drapes still match the carpet? Or is the carpet to worn out to tell

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October 23rd, 2018, 01:26 PM	#320
dabsy7 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 161 Thanks: 674 Thanked 841 Times in 129 Posts	Well, that was a lovely blowjob Margaret but you scrape your teeth a bit, unlike your husband did last night

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