Words Of Wisdom - Page 9

Estreeter · April 9th, 2010, 01:56 PM

Tell The Truth, Then Run Like Hell

iufrenchman · April 14th, 2010, 12:48 PM

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise!
Homer

On every thorn, delightful wisdom grows,
In every rill a sweet instruction flows.
Edward Young

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid.
Confucius

iufrenchman · April 14th, 2010, 02:09 PM

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

**mrfixit** · April 15th, 2010, 06:24 AM

Remember life is what you make of it not what it makes of you.

**mrfixit** · April 15th, 2010, 12:18 PM

When you stop to think don't forget to start again.

**electile disfunction** · April 15th, 2010, 01:27 PM

A wolf in sheep's clothing needs professional help.

**mrfixit** · May 12th, 2010, 11:36 AM

Nomatter how much you would like to it is a very bad idea to punch your boss.

**electile disfunction** · May 12th, 2010, 06:07 PM

The limits of the human body are almost unfathomable.

For instance, I'm amazed at the volume of stuff I continue to vomit long after I'm convinced that there can't possibly be anything left in my body.

Excuse me ... again,
e.d.

**mrfixit** · May 15th, 2010, 10:16 AM

Lying may be easier,but the truth hurts a lot less in the end.

**bfg9000** · May 19th, 2010, 06:58 PM

Do not underestimate the power of cleveage!

April 9th, 2010, 01:56 PM	#81
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April 14th, 2010, 02:09 PM	#83
iufrenchman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 238 Thanks: 1,676 Thanked 2,536 Times in 228 Posts	ABOUT GROWING OLDER... First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved. Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

April 15th, 2010, 06:24 AM	#84
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,853 Thanked 114,822 Times in 9,416 Posts	Remember life is what you make of it not what it makes of you. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

April 15th, 2010, 12:18 PM	#85
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,853 Thanked 114,822 Times in 9,416 Posts	When you stop to think don't forget to start again. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

May 12th, 2010, 11:36 AM	#87
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,853 Thanked 114,822 Times in 9,416 Posts	Nomatter how much you would like to it is a very bad idea to punch your boss. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

April 14th, 2010, 12:48 PM	#82
iufrenchman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 238 Thanks: 1,676 Thanked 2,536 Times in 228 Posts	How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! Homer On every thorn, delightful wisdom grows, In every rill a sweet instruction flows. Edward Young The man of wisdom is never of two minds; the man of benevolence never worries; the man of courage is never afraid. Confucius

April 15th, 2010, 01:27 PM	#86
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,352 Times in 1,903 Posts	A wolf in sheep's clothing needs professional help.

May 12th, 2010, 06:07 PM	#88
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,352 Times in 1,903 Posts	The limits of the human body are almost unfathomable. For instance, I'm amazed at the volume of stuff I continue to vomit long after I'm convinced that there can't possibly be anything left in my body. Excuse me ... again, e.d.

May 15th, 2010, 10:16 AM	#89
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,853 Thanked 114,822 Times in 9,416 Posts	Lying may be easier,but the truth hurts a lot less in the end. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

May 19th, 2010, 06:58 PM	#90
bfg9000 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In between Shirley Manson's thighs mostly Posts: 683 Thanks: 11,930 Thanked 7,322 Times in 645 Posts	Do not underestimate the power of cleveage! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "I am the head of my state, the minister of my own church" --- Shirley Manson "I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson Last edited by bfg9000; May 19th, 2010 at 07:06 PM.. Reason: Spelling error

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