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December 5th, 2009, 12:39 AM	#41
les1917lie Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,404 Thanks: 7,258 Thanked 89,208 Times in 2,404 Posts	To fail to prepare is to prepare to fail.

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December 8th, 2009, 09:08 AM	#42
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,843 Thanked 114,821 Times in 9,416 Posts	How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on. Some mistakes are too fun to only make once. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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December 8th, 2009, 09:25 AM	#43
Fan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 173 Thanks: 10,032 Thanked 4,467 Times in 188 Posts	Often used to wind up my old boss whenever I disagreed with the old duffer: "everyone's entitled to their opinion, however wrong they may be!".

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December 31st, 2009, 03:06 PM	#44
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,723 Times in 57,565 Posts	Avoid cliches like the plague __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 1st, 2010, 05:58 AM	#45
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,843 Thanked 114,821 Times in 9,416 Posts	This is dedicated to a guy I work with. I know only the strong survive but that dose not apply to odor. Water is cheap take a shower dude and don't bathe in your aftershave. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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January 3rd, 2010, 03:21 PM	#46
Ogri Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Brown Willy, Dartmoor Posts: 179 Thanks: 820 Thanked 2,265 Times in 171 Posts	Never nudge your Granny when she's shaving...

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January 3rd, 2010, 05:36 PM	#47
iufrenchman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 238 Thanks: 1,676 Thanked 2,536 Times in 228 Posts	More words of wisdon & other observations Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted. Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans. People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you. A person is as big as the things that make him angry. In every organization there will be one person who knows what is going on....This person must be fired. Everything depends. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person. Remember, pain is nature's way of reminding you who's in charge. You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. If you love what you do you'll never work another day in your life. The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Common sense is not that common. When all else fails, read the instructions. Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays, it insists on it. If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be discarded. Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry. Observation: I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. Observation: The user does not know what he wants until he sees what he gets. Observation: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Observation: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. Observation: When you are over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. Observation: A carelessly planned project will take three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long. Budgets help you worry before you spend money, as well as, afterward.

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January 10th, 2010, 05:43 PM	#48
st4bilo Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 76 Thanks: 226 Thanked 599 Times in 68 Posts	Don't eat yellow snow !

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January 10th, 2010, 06:50 PM	#49
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	Morals are how you act when you think no one else is watching. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 11th, 2010, 05:37 PM	#50
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	Heard this gem while watching Cheers. The guys are sitting around talking about women and Norm says : "Women, you can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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