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Old February 15th, 2009, 06:05 PM   #1
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'Of all the arse's in all the world you had to lose your watch in mine!'

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Old February 15th, 2009, 06:21 PM   #2
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I thought I had discovered a new black hole,but it turned out to be Uranus.
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Looking for E.T ?

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You wont find aliens up there
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Q. What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

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