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Old December 3rd, 2008, 08:35 AM   #21
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I'll never lose my pen again!

a new meaning to felt tip!
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Old December 5th, 2008, 11:35 PM   #22
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That explains they my pens taste and smell of fish!!!
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Old December 14th, 2008, 10:31 PM   #24
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San Francisco Gay Parade dyke showing off
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Old December 19th, 2008, 10:34 PM   #25
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This Christmas's hottest novelty item may be flying out of the shelves, but still not enough to save Woolworths
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"_Mommy,where the baby´s come from?
_Just a second..ok,C major...here we go:
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over the rainbow..."

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I don't care what you say next year we ARE buying junior a pencil case.....
Doctors today discovered a new feminine hygene disease: Multicolored Yeast Infection!

This is a Geek Girl's version of a pocket protector. You should see where she puts her pencils and erasers!
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I don't care what you say next year we ARE buying junior a pencil case.....
She was going for a world's record, but the guy from the Records Book was taking a piss and didn't certify the attempt.

I betcha she's having a helluva orgasm doing this!

She was a virgin when she started doing this!
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I don't care what you say next year we ARE buying junior a pencil case.....
No, Janice, when you said you'd lost your pencil-case, I said store them in your hat........
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Alright, alright,I'll buy You a new pen holder...
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