January 9th, 2019, 10:22 PM | #821 |
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A: long as it comes with a hot model to demonstrate how it works
Q: What do most people think about you that is absolutely not true?
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January 10th, 2019, 03:22 AM | #822 |
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A: That I'm mad, bad and dangerous to know.
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January 10th, 2019, 04:36 AM | #823 |
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Is that even a question? But I will try to answer it- it is because you are one big pussycat.
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January 10th, 2019, 08:27 PM | #824 |
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A: Because all the other seats in the carriage were taken.
Q: What toppings are on the Leaning Tower Of Pizza? |
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January 10th, 2019, 08:40 PM | #825 |
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What toppings are on the Leaning Tower Of Pizza?lol very funny question loosegoose Im afraid my answer cant match your brillant question,in fact I think your question is sooo good it should have a thread of its own
Whats on the pizza.....nothing it fell on the floor ok someone else has got to have a better answer dont want o stall this thread so Q.When Brexit happens will Europe be a James Corden free zone?
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May 7th, 2019, 06:10 AM | #826 |
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A: By the time Brexit does happen, Europe will be an everyone who's alive today freezone.
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A. Teaky is underneath the couch
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A: Ban ballsy...he's spreading fake news
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A. Because I stole them and the car
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February 17th, 2022, 08:10 PM | #830 |
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A. I've no idea why Sir Honkers drives an Escort.
Q. Is there any value in resurrecting long-dead threads?
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