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September 8th, 2016, 01:54 PM	#91
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,993 Times in 60,347 Posts	How about just a good ol' one. Go fuck yourself...... cunt __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 10th, 2016, 03:01 PM	#92
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,833 Thanks: 281,852 Thanked 814,040 Times in 60,881 Posts	93 You did a great job of teaching your daughter how to give head. She even swallows!!

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September 10th, 2016, 03:21 PM	#93
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	94 Just let us know : you really want to stay for dinner? So the kitchen is behind you.

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September 10th, 2016, 05:42 PM	#94
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	I think me insisting they needed to be oiled first is what killed it. 96 ~ Have you ever had your boobs weighed by hand ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 10th, 2016, 05:51 PM	#95
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	97 Going home? See you next year, mum.....

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September 10th, 2016, 06:09 PM	#96
diamelsx Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Around the way Posts: 2,680 Thanks: 28,302 Thanked 29,499 Times in 2,673 Posts	98. A Trump supporter. Well I can see what 50% you are...

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September 10th, 2016, 09:02 PM	#97
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	I can make your daughter come I just can't seem to make you go.

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September 11th, 2016, 09:56 AM	#98
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,751 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	Riddle Time......what's fat, ugly, smells like fish, sounds like a foghorn and standing in front of me? __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

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September 11th, 2016, 11:53 AM	#99
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	101. Does your fanny dogleg slightly to the left too?

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September 12th, 2016, 02:39 PM	#100
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,751 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	Hey is it true that last time you sun-bathed on the beach.....Greenpeace turned up and tried to tow you back into the sea. __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

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