All Things Redneck - Page 6

Estreeter · August 16th, 2013, 03:47 PM

Redneck Computer Terms

BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

**Mal Hombre** · August 16th, 2013, 11:05 PM

**Tmee2020** · August 18th, 2013, 03:04 AM

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**exfarmer** · September 22nd, 2013, 09:48 PM

**Mal Hombre** · September 24th, 2013, 07:54 AM

The Yewnited States of Murica...

**HugoHackenbush** · September 24th, 2013, 03:34 PM

From the Some Pictures thread.

The dream address for a redneck...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghaleon

**rockernut** · September 24th, 2013, 07:26 PM

**biggold80** · September 25th, 2013, 12:40 AM

You Might Be A Redneck If:

•None of your shirts cover your stomach.
•You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
•You judge drive time solely by the number of beers you need to take.
•You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
•You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
•Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
•You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
• You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
•You own a homemade fur coat.
•The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
•You think the stock market has a fence around it.
•You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
•You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
•You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
•You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
•You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
•Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
•Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
•You think genitalia is an Italian airline.
•You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
•You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
•Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
•You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
•The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
•Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
•The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. (ouch).

**rockernut** · October 22nd, 2013, 10:49 AM

Just another ordinary redneck Tuesday.

Estreeter · October 25th, 2013, 02:27 PM

August 16th, 2013, 03:47 PM	#51
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,047 Times in 60,347 Posts	Redneck Computer Terms BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer FAX - What you lie about to the IRS HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test ROM - Where the pope lives SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 16th, 2013, 11:05 PM	#52
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September 22nd, 2013, 09:48 PM	#54
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September 24th, 2013, 07:54 AM	#55
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 772,794 Thanked 855,911 Times in 57,575 Posts	The Yewnited States of Murica... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 24th, 2013, 07:26 PM	#57
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,665 Thanked 73,321 Times in 6,969 Posts	Some assorted redneck rides

September 25th, 2013, 12:40 AM	#58
biggold80 Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: At The End Of The Rainbow Posts: 875 Thanks: 1,980 Thanked 28,575 Times in 857 Posts	You Might Be A Redneck If: •None of your shirts cover your stomach. •You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. •You judge drive time solely by the number of beers you need to take. •You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. •You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. •Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. •You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels. • You go to your family reunion looking for a date. •You own a homemade fur coat. •The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. •You think the stock market has a fence around it. •You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. •You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial. •You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. •You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. •You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean. •Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. •Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. •You think genitalia is an Italian airline. •You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head. •You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. •Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater. •You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. •The Salvation Army declines your mattress. •Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner. •The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. (ouch).

October 22nd, 2013, 10:49 AM	#59
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,665 Thanked 73,321 Times in 6,969 Posts	Just another ordinary redneck Tuesday.

October 25th, 2013, 02:27 PM	#60
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