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September 23rd, 2011, 09:13 PM	#21
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	My neighborhood is so rough.. ...that muggers will steal your organs as well as your wallet. __________________

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September 23rd, 2011, 09:13 PM	#22
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,784 Times in 5,130 Posts	You'll Never Walk Alone isn't a song it's sage advice.

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September 23rd, 2011, 09:58 PM

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My neighborhood is so rough...

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

...that muggers will steal your organs as well as your wallet.

...the muggers make you go back to the ATM to get more money.

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September 23rd, 2011, 10:57 PM	#24
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,784 Times in 5,130 Posts	You call it "Going Postal" we call it Tuesday.

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September 24th, 2011, 10:30 AM	#25
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that... The Betterware man sells guns and ammo. The ice cream man sells cigarettes. (I've seen this ) __________________

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September 24th, 2011, 09:04 PM	#26
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October 2nd, 2011, 06:24 PM	#27
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,784 Times in 5,130 Posts	A family photo was a chalk outline on the ground.

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October 2nd, 2011, 08:18 PM	#28
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,311 Times in 9,629 Posts	Calling someone on their cell means the pay phone at the county lockup. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 3rd, 2011, 09:25 AM	#29
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough... ..the police asked John Prescott to accompany their patrols. __________________

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October 6th, 2011, 02:40 PM	#30
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