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Old September 24th, 2011, 10:59 PM   #31
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4. we booked an excursion to a water park but on one told us we needed to bring our swimming costumes and towels.

5. A tourist in Africa spotted a visibly aroused elephant and complained the sight of the beast runid his honeymoon by making him feel inadequate.

6. A woman claimed she'd been locked in her hotel room by staff.In fact, she had mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.
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7. The beach was too sandy.

8. we found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure.Your borchure showed the sand as yellow but, it was white.

9. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong.He inadvertently slurping gravy at the time.
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I have in my hand a packet of Wild Flower Seed Mix. Simple enough, you'd think. On the back, however, it says: "Please drink responsibly. For the facts drinkaware.co.uk"

I'm missing something here, aren't I?
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Ive been seeing a lot on facebook lately about something called "the tide pod challenge" where a teenager will eat a tide pod (laundry soap) and see how long they can avoid vomiting. In my opinion this is just Darwin at work.
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The world is over populated by idiots,dim-wits and morons. I think all moronic warnings should be removed from product labels and allow the problem to cure itself.
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