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October 7th, 2008, 08:14 AM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Women jokes Don`t get it , this place is on the main filled with manly men who as such have to deal (Cope) with hormonal women . Can it just be a tiny minority who gets it in the ear and groin from loony tooned time of the month nutjobs ? . If so then all i can say is " You lucky bastards " Q. What's the difference between PMT and BSE? A. One's a mad cow's disease and the other's an agricultural problem Q. Why did God give women orgasms? A. So they've got something else to moan about Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A. You come in one and go in the other Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to Q. What have a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken got in common? A. By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by MaxJoker; December 18th, 2008 at 12:31 AM.. Reason: mispelt the eaiszyeeist word in the whole bloody world

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