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October 22nd, 2016, 10:07 PM
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The quest for the ultimate all you can eat buffet has reached the southernmost city.  I'd like to dress as a slut this Halloween. May I borrow some of your clothes? |
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October 23rd, 2016, 10:29 PM
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 Betsy was confused as to which slot she should slide her charge card. |
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October 23rd, 2016, 10:34 PM
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October 23rd, 2016, 10:45 PM
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"Nope, I think I got brown mail." "From Glen Quagmire?" "Probably." |
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October 24th, 2016, 12:23 AM
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Don't stand there like a dummy scratching your ass, I said your account is overdrawn and you owe the bank $79.95!
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October 24th, 2016, 10:05 AM
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 ''Let's see...If there's a lonely grandfather who is looking for a woman to marry'' |
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October 24th, 2016, 10:43 AM
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 Excuse me Miss, but I think you should wait for them to fill the pool before diving in!
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October 24th, 2016, 10:47 AM
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 Attention! Everybody out of the water, that mechanical shark is back!
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October 24th, 2016, 11:16 AM
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 Perhaps I should buy a wig .. they have some inexpensive ones in this catalog. 
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October 24th, 2016, 11:49 AM
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