Women you shouldn't really Fancy. - Page 113

Donkey Lovin · December 28th, 2015, 06:58 PM

Some years back this pair of identical twin sisters from Romania, Monica and Gabriela Irimia, turned up at the audition stage of some British TV talent show and announced themselves as The Cheeky Girls.
They had covered their toned yet skinny bodies in identical outfits of teeny tiny shorts, low cut singlets, and high heels. The kind of look that suggested to me that they'd mistaken the auditions for one hosted by a certain, recently-released-from-jail pornographer (y'know the one, you might describe his work as being Maximum Hardcore).

They then proceeded to sing an ear-burning attempt at a pop song, with lyrics exhorting people to "touch their bums, it's such fun", whilst gyrating around in a fashion that actually might embarrass a starlet who had turned up for an audition with the aforementioned pornographer. Amazingly, it transpired that the girls' own mother had written the lyrics and choreographed the routine.
Needless to say, the judges on this show thought little of the girls' routine so they weren't waved through to the next phase of the show. However, having amused and aroused parts of the viewing public, they were signed up by an enterprising record company and proceeded to have a number of hit singles that were roundly hated by the majority of the public, all the while retaining the same look that would attract the interest of that cowboy hat wearing pornographer.

Even though their allotted 15 minutes of fame was soon up the girls managed to outstay their welcome with a string of TV and magazine appearances.

And happily - for those few of us that, despite being unable to tell which twin is which, have a "still would" attitude to both or either of the girls toned bods, exotic accents, and almost-beautiful features - they've progressed to lingerie and topless shoots.

They also still look, dress and behave as though they're one bad business decision from needing the phone number of that pornographer...

If anyone else feels the same way (and god knows why you would!) you can find more of the pair at their own thread:
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t13...eky-girls.html

jimmy5969 · December 30th, 2015, 10:00 AM

This is Sarah Clarke who presents a local news show, as a mum of two I think shes amazing.

**gedly** · December 31st, 2015, 03:33 PM

Rebel Wilson

Estreeter · January 2nd, 2016, 09:28 AM

Women you shouldn't really Fancy

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Originally Posted by gedly

Rebel Wilson

You shouldn't, and I won't

hitomifan69 · January 3rd, 2016, 10:11 PM

ok, I mean, there are people who like fugly chicks, people who like fat chicks, people who like cartoon chicks, people who like fat fugly cartoon chicks... none of my taste, but everyone is entitled to their own taste... but when you came with Lady Marian from Disney's "Robin Hood" that was... unsettling.

Butterboy · January 4th, 2016, 08:40 AM

In the early 90s Annette Badland was on Hale & Pace and I'm sure I've seen her doing some brief nudity - not tits just exposed flesh, I don't fancy her now but back then she had chubby charm. So too did Pam Ferris but then she did a topless scene in Mrs. Hartley & the Growth Centre (1995) and I went off her.

One of the old title sequences for Dragon's Den showed the dragons walking down a cobbled street and Deborah Meaden's tits were wobbling around a lot looking amazing so I had a bit of a crush on her after that, but not so much now.

I also watched the Golden Girls a lot and Betty White was in her mid 60s then. There was something about her I liked although she was always conservatively dressed.

Those are about my most embarrassing ones, Hattie Jacques was always more appealing to me than Barbara Windsor or Joan Sims but I'm a sucker for brown eyes. I even dated a girl who looked like her although she wasn't as chubby...

Butterboy · January 5th, 2016, 10:31 AM

Has anyone mentioned Amy Schumer? Her face is pretty wack and she wears a lot of make-up but I would. Also Veronica Cartwright the short haired lass from Alien & Invasion of the Body Snatchers, she always played neurotic characters who seemed like they needed a good seeing to to calm them down.

**CalumH** · January 10th, 2016, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by szmytke

Dr Hannah Fry - occasional BBC4 mathematics presenter - so much ginger hotness and such a sexy voice to round out the package

Damn right!

Again, there's no "shouldn't" about it here - she's a triple-A weapons-grade firebomb!

And good point about her voice too szmytke, give me a woman who's a dream-to-listen-to anyday - there are many more miles in a voice than in any looks, & Dr Fry had purred me into pathetic submission within seconds of first seeing, & hearing, her on screen!

**@llatse@** · January 10th, 2016, 04:31 PM

I've been watching that antiques thing on weekdays on the Beeb "Put your money where your mouth is" and it usually features two antiques experts trying to outbuy and out-auction each other. One who is regularly on is Catherine Southon and she does it for me......I can't help but imagine her palying netball or hockey.....in a very short skirt flashing her knickers.....excuse me a minute

Donkey Lovin · January 15th, 2016, 04:59 AM

Actress Melissa Bergland, one of the ensemble cast of the really quite dire Australian TV show Winners & Losers.
For me she's one where the head says 'No', but the heart says 'Oh yes, most definitely' as it moves a box of Kleenex to within reach and pops the lid off a bottle of moisturiser...

And when you consider that she counts this lot of more traditional right arm-enhancers amongst her co-stars it's no mean feat for her to still manage to catch the eye:

December 28th, 2015, 06:58 PM	#1121
Donkey Lovin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 340 Thanks: 13,730 Thanked 6,794 Times in 377 Posts	Monica and Gabriela Irimia - The Cheeky Girls Some years back this pair of identical twin sisters from Romania, Monica and Gabriela Irimia, turned up at the audition stage of some British TV talent show and announced themselves as The Cheeky Girls. They had covered their toned yet skinny bodies in identical outfits of teeny tiny shorts, low cut singlets, and high heels. The kind of look that suggested to me that they'd mistaken the auditions for one hosted by a certain, recently-released-from-jail pornographer (y'know the one, you might describe his work as being Maximum Hardcore). They then proceeded to sing an ear-burning attempt at a pop song, with lyrics exhorting people to "touch their bums, it's such fun", whilst gyrating around in a fashion that actually might embarrass a starlet who had turned up for an audition with the aforementioned pornographer. Amazingly, it transpired that the girls' own mother had written the lyrics and choreographed the routine. Needless to say, the judges on this show thought little of the girls' routine so they weren't waved through to the next phase of the show. However, having amused and aroused parts of the viewing public, they were signed up by an enterprising record company and proceeded to have a number of hit singles that were roundly hated by the majority of the public, all the while retaining the same look that would attract the interest of that cowboy hat wearing pornographer. Even though their allotted 15 minutes of fame was soon up the girls managed to outstay their welcome with a string of TV and magazine appearances. And happily - for those few of us that, despite being unable to tell which twin is which, have a "still would" attitude to both or either of the girls toned bods, exotic accents, and almost-beautiful features - they've progressed to lingerie and topless shoots. They also still look, dress and behave as though they're one bad business decision from needing the phone number of that pornographer... If anyone else feels the same way (and god knows why you would!) you can find more of the pair at their own thread: http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t13...eky-girls.html __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 4th, 2016, 08:40 AM	#1126
Butterboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 119 Thanks: 134 Thanked 868 Times in 111 Posts	In the early 90s Annette Badland was on Hale & Pace and I'm sure I've seen her doing some brief nudity - not tits just exposed flesh, I don't fancy her now but back then she had chubby charm. So too did Pam Ferris but then she did a topless scene in Mrs. Hartley & the Growth Centre (1995) and I went off her. One of the old title sequences for Dragon's Den showed the dragons walking down a cobbled street and Deborah Meaden's tits were wobbling around a lot looking amazing so I had a bit of a crush on her after that, but not so much now. I also watched the Golden Girls a lot and Betty White was in her mid 60s then. There was something about her I liked although she was always conservatively dressed. Those are about my most embarrassing ones, Hattie Jacques was always more appealing to me than Barbara Windsor or Joan Sims but I'm a sucker for brown eyes. I even dated a girl who looked like her although she wasn't as chubby... Last edited by Butterboy; January 4th, 2016 at 08:40 AM.. Reason: copy and paste had appeared at the bottom which I missed

January 10th, 2016, 04:31 PM	#1129
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,751 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	I've been watching that antiques thing on weekdays on the Beeb "Put your money where your mouth is" and it usually features two antiques experts trying to outbuy and out-auction each other. One who is regularly on is Catherine Southon and she does it for me......I can't help but imagine her palying netball or hockey.....in a very short skirt flashing her knickers.....excuse me a minute __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

January 15th, 2016, 04:59 AM	#1130
Donkey Lovin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 340 Thanks: 13,730 Thanked 6,794 Times in 377 Posts	Melissa Bergland Actress Melissa Bergland, one of the ensemble cast of the really quite dire Australian TV show Winners & Losers. For me she's one where the head says 'No', but the heart says 'Oh yes, most definitely' as it moves a box of Kleenex to within reach and pops the lid off a bottle of moisturiser... And when you consider that she counts this lot of more traditional right arm-enhancers amongst her co-stars it's no mean feat for her to still manage to catch the eye: __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 30th, 2015, 10:00 AM	#1122
jimmy5969 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 7 Thanks: 23 Thanked 52 Times in 6 Posts	This is Sarah Clarke who presents a local news show, as a mum of two I think shes amazing.

December 31st, 2015, 03:33 PM	#1123
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,886 Thanked 69,318 Times in 3,171 Posts	Rebel Wilson

January 3rd, 2016, 10:11 PM	#1125
hitomifan69 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 6 Thanks: 22 Thanked 85 Times in 5 Posts	ok, I mean, there are people who like fugly chicks, people who like fat chicks, people who like cartoon chicks, people who like fat fugly cartoon chicks... none of my taste, but everyone is entitled to their own taste... but when you came with Lady Marian from Disney's "Robin Hood" that was... unsettling.

January 5th, 2016, 10:31 AM	#1127
Butterboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 119 Thanks: 134 Thanked 868 Times in 111 Posts	Has anyone mentioned Amy Schumer? Her face is pretty wack and she wears a lot of make-up but I would. Also Veronica Cartwright the short haired lass from Alien & Invasion of the Body Snatchers, she always played neurotic characters who seemed like they needed a good seeing to to calm them down.