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Old July 12th, 2015, 02:38 AM   #1091
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... presenter and comedian Helen Keen (It is Rocket Science/Big Problems)
Damn right! Hadn't heard of her before but I'll be paying attention to those shows from now on...
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Old July 19th, 2015, 10:29 PM   #1092
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Welsh hottie Rebecca Keatley - CBeebies regular in 'Lets Play' where she ends up in variety of role-play scenarios
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Old July 19th, 2015, 11:39 PM   #1093
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Alison Wright, who plays Martha Hanson in "The Americans" TV series.
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The bloke next doors mrs

Me day off....bored.....her tight shorts, halter top playing outside with her kids Summer Hols etc.....me not realising I've been rooted (pretending to weed) to the same spot for about 2 hours.....him indoors comes out with big lump hammer in hand.....gives me a look as if to say stand there much longer mate and your thinning hair and blading pate are going to be intimate friends with my lump hammer anytime soon......me now indoors and cowering behind sofa, logged into VEF

Deffo a shouldn't fancy moment.
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Old August 4th, 2015, 03:00 AM   #1095
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... stand there much longer mate and your thinning hair and blading pate are going to be intimate friends with my lump hammer anytime soon......me now indoors and cowering behind sofa, logged into VEF

Deffo a shouldn't fancy moment.
Wisdom comes with thinning hair & a balding pate @llatse@, & discretion is the better part of valour... best you try to be a little more discrete next time, maybe consider actually doing some weeding while you're there ,

... & always keep in mind that nothing good ever came of the marriage of big hammer & soft human
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Old August 13th, 2015, 02:30 PM   #1096
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Cher Loyd
She's younger than my daughter & has far too many tattoos, but I thinks she is hot!!

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There is a girl I'm not going to name, nor her co-star in this movie I'm not going to name, except that it had the term "Butterfly" circa 2004. [Kinda like saying that you look at the magazine of the rabbit, or eat at the restaurant of the owl, for the articles or the wings.]

But seriously, this girl was almost in a movie within the movie of the butterfly: The actor who played Nathaniel Branden opposite Helen Mirren in the movie of the Rand in the '90s, was in this movie of the butterfly in 2004. On a good day, with my body in shape, I have been compared to the Anticrombie model who was the star of this movie. And the girl who was almost in the movie within the movie, happens to have the same first name as this other girl who (um) a relative of mine is or was dating in real life.

So if I ever decided to be a real bad boy in real life, I could try for this Millennial girl who is sixteen years my junior... But it would be 500-800 workouts away. And she is definitely good-looking, actually resembling Lian Schreuder or Edda from FemJoy.com.

How many of you guys would be a bad boy and try for a girl sixteen years younger, hot enough to be in porn?
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Old August 23rd, 2015, 10:15 AM   #1098
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On the negative side: big nose, receding chin, permanent goofy expression, no figure to speak of

but she does have some positive physical attributes: full lips, big eyes, redhead:



Noticed her in the US sitcom "Last Man on Earth" on Dave the week before last although on looking at her credits on her wikipedia page I've seen her and heard her in other programmes without becoming aware of her.

I've realised today that over the years I've been posting to this thread I have a steady tendency to find funny women a turn-on even when they're not particularly physically attractive.

Kirsten is another one of those. And I'd love a bounce even if she wasn't the last woman on Earth.
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Old September 1st, 2015, 01:06 PM   #1099
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Old September 3rd, 2015, 08:07 AM   #1100
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BBC Breakfast's Louise Minchin. She just seems so nice!






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