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December 25th, 2016, 08:36 PM | #41 |
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'' Gonna make you pee good... ''
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December 27th, 2016, 12:48 AM | #42 |
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Always seems to me Curry seems to make the hottest turd...
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December 27th, 2016, 10:59 PM | #43 |
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Can't take the credit for this one - it was Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, but apparently it's really easy to screw with John Denver Songs such as...
"Almost heaven, I wet my finger" (Almost heaven, West Virginia)
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December 30th, 2016, 06:33 PM | #44 |
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Robin Hood T.V theme song ..sort of .
Robin Hood , Robin Hood , mincing through the Glen Robin Hood , Robin Hood , with his gay young men reared by the bad , bummed by the good Robin Hood Robin Hood . |
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December 30th, 2016, 07:53 PM | #45 |
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Running through the grass Little John,Little John Shoots Him in the arse..
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February 23rd, 2017, 09:51 PM | #46 |
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September 28th, 2019, 07:54 PM | #47 |
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Norah Jones - I've Got To See You Again
I can't help myself I need to wipe my a*** again
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October 4th, 2019, 07:35 PM | #48 |
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Richard Ashcroft - Out Of My Body
Out of the darkness, you saved me I was alone, you came down to claim me Lets go walk through a garden With my floppy hat on and sunglasses
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October 4th, 2019, 10:23 PM | #49 |
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Well I'm a-runnin' down the road and I'm shootin' my load
I've got seven women on my mind
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The Brits will know what tune to sing this to:
"Under-boob, over-boob Wobbling free, The wobblers of Wimbledon common are we, Making no use of the bras that we find, The bras that the everyday folk leave behind."
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