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October 13th, 2014, 09:35 PM | #8681 |
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Pfizer has come out with a new tablet after Viagra.
To honour Tiger Woods, they have named it Tiagra. The punch line: Good for 18 holes.
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October 13th, 2014, 10:12 PM | #8682 |
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I was over at a buddies a while ago. He and his girlfriend were watching Dr. Doolittle. The one with Eddie Murphy. When the scene came where the wife was going to represent him in court she turned to my friend and sais there is no way that a wife can represent her husband in court. Yet she had no problem with talking animals???? As Bill Engvall would say "Here's your sign". Oh yeah I did say that and now I can't go over there anymore.
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October 13th, 2014, 11:55 PM | #8683 |
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I've been spending a lot of time at the wife's grave lately.
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terrible "joke"
An old guy went to the Dr's complaining he was still in the mood for fun with his elderly wife but his penis was not. Knowing his medical history the Doc told him Viagra was out of the question but he could refer him to a psychiatrist who could help. The psychiatrist hypnotised the old guy and planted the suggestion in his subconscious that to achieve an erection he just had to say 1 2 3 . To return to a normal state after making love to his wife he just had to say 1 2 3 4. When the shrink awoke the old geezer from his trance he warned him that due to his age the treatment had a short term of effectiveness. He warned him to just use his gift for Christmas and birthdays . On returning home the old guy could not wait to try out his gift. That night in bed he turned to his wife and said "ONE TWO THREE ! " His wife looked at him puzzled and said "what's all this ONE TWO THREE FOR ?"
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October 14th, 2014, 03:41 PM | #8685 |
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I like to go to beaches early in the morning and bury metal items with 'Get a life!' written on them.
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My mate said he had got himself a cracking holiday deal today where for £1,270 you can have a holiday that lasts not only 7 months but you also get paid holiday pay from work for that length of time, free health and medical care while everyone waits on you. It’s called the MICHAEL SCUMAKER SKIING ADVENTURE package.
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My girlfriend asks me every single day what her best feature is. After two years I have come to the conclusion it’s her perseverance.
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The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic.
Medics say he needed a second coat.
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Given the worries over terrorism that have recently come up, shouldn't ISIS Nile and ISIS Love have their threads renamed "Evil scary terrorist Nile" and "Evil scary terrorist Love"?
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I was given a very expensive looking camera as a gift today.
They were foreign tourists, so I didn't understand the rest, but it was still a nice gesture.
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