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Old May 4th, 2012, 08:46 PM   #1581
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Granted just at the point asteroid mining starts and gold becomes as common as Zimbabwean Dollars and worth only half as much.

I wish I had cream for me asteroids
Granted. You get creamed by an asteroid. The only will found names TCO95 as executor of your vast estate. Although contested in court Crown Prosecutor TCO94 and Crown Judge TCO93 agree it is legal.

I wish the Adult Theme Park I build on @llatse@'s vast estate is an unqualified success and I get filthy rich in Pound Sterling.
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I wish the Adult Theme Park I build on @llatse@'s vast estate is an unqualified success and I get filthy rich in Pound Sterling.
Granted. The estate is in Arkansas, and it is an unqualified success with Bill Clinton, who gets everything free. All the hillbillies pay you with Confederate money and possum pelts, which is as good as Pound Sterling.
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Lud, what's your wish?
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Lud, what's your wish?
I wish I weren't so embarrassed !
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I wish I weren't so embarrassed !
Granted you are never embarrassed in Arkansas

I wish I really did have my own theme park
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Granted, and the theme is raw sewage.

I wish I had a Super Bowl ring.
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I wish I had a Super Bowl ring.
Granted. Now you have a brown ring inside your toilet that says "Super".

I wish to go out for a few beers.

Granted !

I wish I don't come home pissed and make a really stupid wish.
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Granted. You come home relatively sober and lucid and make a brilliant wish. Unfortunately, your drinking partner for the evening, the Deaf Genie, got hammered and turned your brilliant wish into a stupid one.

I wish for my own private jet.
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Granted. You come home relatively sober and lucid and make a brilliant wish. Unfortunately, your drinking partner for the evening, the Deaf Genie, got hammered and turned your brilliant wish into a stupid one.

I wish for my own private jet.
Granted. You own a large chunk of jet. In utter despair, because you wanted an airplane, you change your name to Jean val Jean and move to Paris. The rest as they say in France is Les Miserable.

I wish midgets were illegal and had to go live on their own island somewhere in the Arctic.
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I wish midgets were illegal and had to go live on their own island somewhere in the Arctic.
Granted but as they elected you their leader you have to go with them.

I wish I didn't have so many late nights
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