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Old December 27th, 2018, 02:55 PM   #271
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Old January 19th, 2019, 11:05 PM   #272
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they even put their NAMES on the album cover...their NAMES !
and STILL got the count wrong. when these goofs try to enter heaven...they will ask for cloud SIX
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Old January 20th, 2019, 07:34 PM   #273
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they even put their NAMES on the album cover...their NAMES !
and STILL got the count wrong. when these goofs try to enter heaven...they will ask for cloud SIX
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Don't you mean "Clown sex" ?
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Old January 20th, 2019, 08:07 PM   #274
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Old January 28th, 2019, 10:16 AM   #275
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I'm making music for more than 40 years now, earning my living by playing music for more than ten years. But I've never seen such a weird thread like this. Thank y'all, folks!
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uhhh...ok...spotlight on Steve....but it says Whitey...maybe that's Whitey's given name....maybe....maybe I am NOT going to empty an ENNNTIRE bottle of Jack Daniels wondering why any of these dirt worshippers CAN'T COUNT ! it DOES say Whitey AND the Jubilee Quarter right ? that means there should be FIVE of em...right ?!?! the bottle is CALLING me !

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oh wow....another....even worse...this is like a bad car accident. the Stray Cats crashed into Jim and Tammy Bakker and their illegitimate son. yup...need another bottle of Lynchburg elixir !

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That's why Stephen King wrote "It". Frightening.
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