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Old July 12th, 2018, 05:13 PM   #3251
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palo5 = Illuminati = Bilderberg Group = Vatican = Wall Street = Royalty = Reptilian
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Old July 12th, 2018, 05:25 PM   #3252
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Chromax wanted to know what the "dark web" was. So he turned off his lamp and re-booted his computer in the dark
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Old July 12th, 2018, 07:41 PM   #3253
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palo5 Every night when I'm on here, before I log off between 2 am and 4 am, If he's logged on I PM him then log off, he phones me and sings me a lullaby to put me to sleep how sweet is that
Who knew that 'Be Glorious, our free Motherland' made for a good lullaby?

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Old July 12th, 2018, 07:45 PM   #3254
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Then I had The Vision: fatrat1's dark buttocks
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Sounds like Donald Trump in disguise.
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Chromax was excited to hear about the "dark web" and quite disappointed to discover that it did not stand for "All dark meat, all the time."
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Old July 13th, 2018, 06:15 AM   #3258
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jokerman started wanking when he was three and stopped two weeks ago due to carpal tunnel syndrome, disturbance in attention, dizziness postural, dysgeusia, hypersomnia, hypoaesthesia, lethargy, neuropathy, paraesthesia, somnolence, tension headache and tremor.
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=Estreeter in nappies.
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