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April 29th, 2018, 10:56 AM | #2611 |
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4344 Sure we can post pics of this on VEF if it's your wish but I doubt you''l receive a single thanks
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April 29th, 2018, 02:19 PM | #2612 |
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The fact her fanny was as wide as a wind tunnel probably should have been a hint
4345 ~ Is that a tattoo ? . What does it say ?. Heeeey wait a minute , Cuzzy was here !!!
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April 29th, 2018, 03:33 PM | #2613 |
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4346:
Your ass is so ugly that every pub in town uses a picture of it as a dartboard! 4346a: Your ass is so ugly that even the kiddies use a picture of it to play pin the tail on the donkey at birthday parties!
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May 18th, 2018, 12:01 PM | #2614 |
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4347:
What do you mean you'll blow me if I buy you a new hand bag? Who the fuck do you think I am Monty Hall and this is Lets Make A Deal?
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May 18th, 2018, 03:00 PM | #2615 |
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4348 I'm sorry, but an ad break is all the time I can give ya.
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May 23rd, 2018, 09:31 AM | #2616 |
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"Annnnd that`s how big her vagina waaaaaaas"
4349 ~ Whoops my wristwatch`s fallen off inside while was fisting you , give us a second , ah bugger , it`s slipped down the side of the sofa
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May 25th, 2018, 10:32 AM | #2617 |
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4350:
If you'd show just a little more enthusiasm I wouldn't have to keep having phone sex with your mom while shagging you! (Damn I hate when her line is busy! )
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May 25th, 2018, 10:52 AM | #2618 |
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4351
Bloody hell , having sex with you is like, well if you were a gearbox you'd be stuck in neutral.
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May 26th, 2018, 04:36 PM | #2619 |
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Are you inside me? |
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This will only take a second |
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