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Old July 30th, 2018, 03:04 PM   #6241
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Bombay Sapphire or Tanqueray?
Bombay Sapphire (As there`s a stripper at my local club with the same name )

Yes it`s fists O`Doom time again

Luc Deveraux Or Colonel William F. Guile ?
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Old July 30th, 2018, 06:09 PM   #6242
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Luc Deveraux for sure ! Guile rocks only in the video game, not in the movie !

If aliens were to invade the world, would you prefer them to look like Playboy models or giants squids ?
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Have you or have you not ever eaten cooked seafood like squid, octopus,and sea cucumber?
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I have indeed eaten Calamari,You shouldn't, You naughty boy...
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Burt Ward as Robin or Bruce Lee as Kato ?
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Your favorite actor who played "The Joker" in Batman movies or on t.v.

Ceasar Romero, Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger or Jared Leto?
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Ceasar Romero, Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger or Jared Leto?
Heath (Although hail Ceasar as thought he rocked )

"Fight fight da grudge match "

Dehumidifier Or Humidifier ?
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Potato salad or Cole Slaw(cabbage salad)?
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